Melissa Satta left Boston as a teenager because hot girls don’t belong in Boston. City charter mandates girls in the upper echelon move out at least as far as Southern New Hampshire by the age of consent. She moved... READ MORE

Today was really boring, unless you felt like obsessing over Lindsay Lohan but I’ll save that for when she gets arrested again, which I assume will happen within three months. But luckily Italian actress and model Melissa Satta (who... READ MORE

AVATAR – has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it’s only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months.  Weeks.  I don’t know, one of those two.  What am... READ MORE