AVATAR - has already made 1 billion dollars, only the 5th movie to ever do so, and it’s only been in theaters for three weeks. Wait, no, three months. Weeks. I don’t know, one of those two. What am I, on trial here? Leave me alone! (los angeles times)
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY - His girlfriend gave birth to a girl yesterday, their second child in just 18 months. What a slut. Hopefully her new years resolution was to keep her pants on for 10 minutes. (us magazine)
OLIVIA MUNN - Despite telling Maxim last month that she was single, Olivia was out this weekend with her on again/off again boyfriend, ‘Star Trek’ star Chris Pine. More like Chris FINE, am I right?! Wait. No. No it is Pine. With a P. My mistake. (people)
MELISSA SATTA - is an Italian actress and model, and I don’t know much about her, but I do know that she was in Miami this weekend and that her ass is fantastic. It’s so firm looking, I feel like if I tried to hump it and missed my penis would crumple up like an empty beer can.
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I’d give olivia munn watt’s diesel dick 5000 pussy decimation maneuver. Tap Z or R twice
Ola, Rem.
The weird bathing suit makes her body look strangely elongated, but I imagine once she’s bent over my knee and I’m going to town on her with a riding crop it’ll all look in the right proportion.
Who goes to the beach in a bikini and a scarf?
A poseur Ssnake. Or a model
That’s a scarf? I just thought she was classy and carried around her own cum rag.
Its a bib for cleaning up after she’s gotten a pork paste facial.
Where did you find the avi by the way Watt??
Maybe the scarf hides the choke marks from the previous nights debauchery?
Rem,
What did you think of the movie, other than that you wanted to see some Na’vi porn?
Ummm, it was alright, nice visuals but the story was a bit cliched.
Way too much of the “noble savage” syndrome. Thought the psycho Colonel was the best character in it.
Love the camel toe.
Plus, those tattoos are just so perfectly placed on her hips, it’s good to know that when I’m face down in her puss, I’ll see stars in my eyes!
Rem, I’m sworn to secrecy by the international brotherhood.
Agreed Rem!
From 20minutes in, you already knew how this was going to end. Good action sequences, and if you watched the 3D version, it was GREAT.
I actually almost ducked once when the one marine swung his rifle around!
I saw it in 3D (not IMAX as well unfortunately, impossible to book a ticket for that), I was more impressed by the slower moving 3D bits like the phosporescent trees and the fireflies (or whatever the Pandora equivalent was called)
If that chick don’t wanna know, forget her!
you spread all of avatars earnings over the 12 years it took to make it it comes out to very little money!
Phil Lynott we miss you dude….
Sorry, can’t be impressed by gross movie dollars now when it’s about 5 times more to see a movie than it was 10-15 years ago.