The Way Pete Davidson Introduced Miley Cyrus On SNL Is His Best Work Yet

December 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Pete Davidson is having a meltdown - one that I’m not personally sympathetic too, but a meltdown no less - and the way the public is being forced to engage with this downward spiral should go down in sociology... READ MORE

Emily Blackwell Might as Well and Crap Around the Web

December 11, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Allana Booth Says the Sooth and Crap Around the Web

December 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Can You Make It Through Miley Cyrus’ New Music Video Without Becoming A School Shooter?

November 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  A mere five years ago Miley Cyrus was perpetuating rape culture by getting her ass banged by Robin Thick’s cock bulge during her infamous MTV Video Music Awards performance. But now she’s woke af and not going to take... READ MORE

Melissa Riso Horny, Love You Long Time, and Crap Around the Web

November 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Miley Cyrus’ Sister Selling Her Tears For Absurd Price

September 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m the type of person that rather have a handful of titties than responsibilities. Just having to acknowledge Noah Cyrus’ existence feels like a chore. Matthew McConaughey 7:14 in the New Celebrity Testament states “for the gate to fame... READ MORE

Hold Jenny Thompson’s Twins Now and Crap Around the Web

June 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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