December 16, 2016 |
The Poles don’t have a ton of homegrown international talent so their tabloids repeatedly claim their ex-pats or anybody with an ethnically Polish name as a native son. Or more often daughter. Emily Ratajkowski, Joanna Krupa, and this chick, Sandra Kubicka, make waves in Polski gossip columns like Tom Brady’s high school area neighbors who refer to him as one of their own. Does he write or call you often?
April 29, 2016 |
Miami seems like the very last place you’d want to go if you’re an international model looking to get noticed. It’s swarming with competition. You’re from Gdansk and God gave you perfect skin and tits? Outstanding. Go stand in that line over there. No, it’s like Space Mountain. It wraps. You’re way back. Stop showing me your medals.