I don’t know how they get Shakira to look hot in her videos, but I assume it involves tons of makeup and magic.  Or they poison a cupcake and knock her out for three months so she cant eat. ... READ MORE

This is Shakira and her boyfriend on vacation this week in Miami.  I have no idea who the hell he is, but his hobbies include eating cookie dough and sitting very still.  Her hobbies include saluting Hitler and wearing tons... READ MORE