Zooey Deschanel Fucks Up Her Kid And Shit Around The Web

October 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Celebrities are notorious for giving their kids stupid names and hipster wank fodder Zooey Deschanel is no different. She named her daughter Elsie Otter. That’s right, she named the poor kid after a swimming rat. Good luck getting into... READ MORE

HelloGiggles Says Hello to $30 Million

October 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

HelloGiggles is the female positive website started by Zooey Deschanel and two other women you’d want to punch in the uterus after five minutes of conversation on politics or sports. That’s misogynistic, also thoughtful eugenics. Like every other site... READ MORE

Zooey Deschanel New Tits And Shit Around The Web

May 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hipster princess Zooey Deschanel is looking different these days in the chest region. Her once perky medium sized alt hippy chick boobies have grown into true massive jug-sized funbags. Tit job? That’s not an accusation, that’s a compliment Judge... READ MORE

Zooey Deschanel Runs Around On The Beach Filming

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody loves Zooey Deschanel because they see her as the attainable girl. Cute, quirky, not hot or snobby. The kind of girl you could actually get. Only, you haven’t gotten her. Neither have I. Nor anyone you know. So... READ MORE

Zooey Deschanel also likes bunnies

January 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’m as amazed as anyone but ‘New Girl’ is genuinely funny, the best new comedy since ‘Community’, thanks in large part to it’s perfect casting (namely Jake Johnson and Max Greenfield, and now they’ve added the great Lizzy Caplan).... READ MORE