Apparently we’re really doing this and Madonna, who is 53 and only liked by middle aged women and drag queens, will be performing at the Super Bowl on Sunday. Yesterday she met with the media to talk about the... READ MORE

If he was trying to look like Magnum P.I., Michael Cera didn’t do very well with his new mustache. If the plan was to look like a young Mr. Pringle however, mission accomplished! (image source = fame) READ MORE

Tulisa(*) was out in LA yesterday, and seriously what the fuck. Is this really what the kids are doing these days, is this what the young people are wearing? Rompers? Those are for infants. They’re in the toddler department,... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was on twitter yesterday, confirming that she’s moved out of her condo on Venice Beach, and doing it with her trademark sense of delusion. “419 Venice way is on the market!! Anyone looking in Venice should see... READ MORE

Wouldn’t it be great if action movies were written by girls, and took place in some fantasy world where girls fought boys in hand to hand combat and beat them up, and there were fancy costumes and goofy names... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he’s essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to... READ MORE

Frances Bean Cobain, the 19-year-old daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain, described her mom as unstable and an unrepentant drug addict in court papers filed to get a restraining order in 2009. I know, right! I was surprised... READ MORE

Kate Upton was on twitter about an hour ago, posting this preview picture and confirming that she’ll be in the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which goes on sale in about two weeks. She’s only 19 and her career... READ MORE

Furry old lady Madonna is a mean, self-centered cunt with no actual talent other than knowing which producers to hire to make her records for her, and if you needed some reminders about that, here they are. On Lady... READ MORE

Minka Kelly was out in Beverly Hills yesterday, and when you’re as pretty as she is the universe perfectly lights you and gently blows your hair so you look like a shampoo commercial all the time. And when you... READ MORE