Billy Crystal sucked, Seth Rogen was awesome

Movie award shows don't have to be boring and awful and tragically unfunny, Billy Crystal just makes it seem that way. Take the Independent Spirt Awards for example, which were held in Santa Monica on Saturday and hosted by Seth Rogen. The video above has Crystals entire monologue from the Oscars last night and then a few examples from Rogen. As you can see, a Billy Crystal joke follows a simple two-step formula: more

Irina Shayk almost won the Academy Awards

Did you know that world famous supermodels wear clothes well and generally look pretty when they go to parties? Well it's true, and not only did Marisa Miller look terrific at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar party, but so did Irina Shayk. Supermodels and their tits were everywhere you looked. What an exciting time this is, to finally be winning the war against AIDS. (image source = getty)read more

Marisa Miller won the Academy Awards

Marisa Miller was another of the famous people at the Vanity Fair and Elton Johns AIDS Foundation parties last night, because if a girl this hot with boobs that big can't sell magazines and/or cure AIDS, no one can. (image source = getty and splash)read more

Jim Rash and Nat Faxon made fun of Angelina Jolie

Thanks to Billy Crystal and his war against comedy, you were no doubt fast asleep by the time Angelina Jolie walked on stage last night and showed off her legs while presenting the Academy Award for Best Adapted Screenplay. So you missed it when Jim Rash (who plays Dean Pelton on 'Community'!) and Nat Faxon (who has a lot to learn about campfire safety, according to Blake Griffin in this Kia commercial!) sort of more

Miley Cyrus is classy

Miley Cyrus traded in her denim jumper and coonskin cap for a fancy dress last night to attend the 20th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party. "I aint neva been toa party this fancee," Miley said. "So I don't really know whut to tawk about, but they is a billboard near ma house back in Tennassee that say AIDS kills fags, so ifa need ice breaker I'll prawbly mention that." (image source more

Kate Upton at the Vanity Fair Oscar party

Kate Upton looks fantastic all the time, but she wore this big giant dress that covered up her perfect tits, even her cleavage, to the Vanity Fair Oscar party last night. So. Moving right along… (image source = getty)read more

Sacha Baron Cohen is or is not banned from the Oscars

Sacha Baron Cohen is invited to the Academy Awards on Sunday because he's one of the stars of ‘Hugo', which is nominated for Best Picture. And apparently that's terrifying to some people because of his habit of showing up places in character to promote his new movies. New movies like the one where he plays a murderous Arab dictator, for example. the Academy is making it clear that Cohen is not welcome to use the more

it's the 2012 Academy Award nominees

The 84th Academy Award nominees were announced early this morning in LA, with Martin Scorsese's ‘Hugo' headlining things with 11 nominations, followed bysilent movie ‘The Artist' getting 10. Other things that jump out are 'Drive' getting shut out, Michael Shannon not getting a nomination for 'Take Shelter', the Dean of Greendale Community College nominated as a writer for best adapted screenplay, and two more