Adam Richman Angry Formerly Fat Man

By Matt July 02, 2014 @ 12:17 PM

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Adam Richman’s new Travel Channel show may have been pulled due to some graphic comments on Instagram. Richman recently lost a shit ton of weight by merely quitting his job on the gluttonous abomination known as Man Vs. Food. He might be the one guy who doesn’t get to brag about losing weight. He didn’t start running marathons, he just stopped embarrassing Fat America. Richman had been posting photos documenting his weight loss with the hash tag #Thinspiration. I guess Thin is a bad word now because it is used in some pro anorexia circles as in ‘Whoa, Kimberly looks so thin and beautiful, just look at her protracted scapula.’ Richman did not take well to the online lecturing and fired back like only a former fat man can:

“grab a razor blade and draw a bath. I doubt anyone will miss you.”

When he realized an endorsement of suicide might cost him some warm and fuzzy points, Richman deleted all of his expletive laced rejoinders and replaced them with a truly heartfelt apology harkening back to his own body issues. His mea culpa may placate the social media trolls who confuse fucking up someone’s life with attaining cultural acceptance of their gunts, but the BBWs who massaged their flabby clits to him porky will never forgive him for going slender. ¬†Draw a bath, Richman. You’re over.

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