Adam Richman Angry Formerly Fat Man

By Matt July 02, 2014 @ 12:17 PM


Adam Richman’s new Travel Channel show may have been pulled due to some graphic comments on Instagram. Richman recently lost a shit ton of weight by merely quitting his job on the gluttonous abomination known as Man Vs. Food. He might be the one guy who doesn’t get to brag about losing weight. He didn’t start running marathons, he just stopped embarrassing Fat America. Richman had been posting photos documenting his weight loss with the hash tag #Thinspiration. I guess Thin is a bad word now because it is used in some pro anorexia circles as in ‘Whoa, Kimberly looks so thin and beautiful, just look at her protracted scapula.’ Richman did not take well to the online lecturing and fired back like only a former fat man can:

“grab a razor blade and draw a bath. I doubt anyone will miss you.”

When he realized an endorsement of suicide might cost him some warm and fuzzy points, Richman deleted all of his expletive laced rejoinders and replaced them with a truly heartfelt apology harkening back to his own body issues. His mea culpa may placate the social media trolls who confuse fucking up someone’s life with attaining cultural acceptance of their gunts, but the BBWs who massaged their flabby clits to him porky will never forgive him for going slender. ¬†Draw a bath, Richman. You’re over.

Photo Credit: Getty Images 

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 07/02/2014 13:30

    Cute publicity stunt……

    ….because who the hell EVER heard of this..?

  2. avatar
    miche the killer 07/02/2014 13:40

    lookin’ good- I’ll have to pretend he doesn’t have that creepy skin flap belly that the previously fat have, when I think about him in the bath later.

  3. avatar
    Mud Nugget 07/02/2014 13:41

    This dude’s noggin is huge

  4. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/02/2014 13:56

    I don’t have that shit miche (6 pack) and I’m much better looking (don’t look like a fucking douche) so you can jerk off to me. Enjoy your long night thinking about what I my look like (great looking man with a huge penis attached to him).

  5. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 07/02/2014 14:26

    I don’t have that skin flap and I have to drag around a huge penis all day long so if you want to you can dream about me while you take that bath.

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