The photo agency with these pictures of Amanda Bynes at a Ralphs in LA last night described her as “full-faced”. Which is just a polite way of calling her fat. So, even though it wasn’t very nice to call her fat, they were quite civil about it. Amanda Bynes must have mixed emotions right now.
(image source = pacific coast)
The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:
1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.
2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.
3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.
See ya next year, everybody!
(image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)
THE BRITTANY MURPHY FOUNDATION - has been shut down. The charity started by her ex-husband never filed for charity status, meaning he could spend the money however he wanted. Calling this a charity is the most deceptive name since “glory hole”. (wonderwall)
TIGER WOODS - allegedly got his porn star girlfriend pregnant. Twice. Once she had an abortion, and the other time she had a miscarriage after the baby fell out of her cavernous, porn-star sized vagina. (times of london)
ROBERT PATTINSON - tells Details magazine, “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas.” Hopefully this mean he’s gay. In fact if every guy better looking than me would go gay, that would be terrific. (popeater)
AMANDA BYNES - has gone black. On twitter she wrote that she prefers chocolate to vanilla, possibly alluding to Kid Cudi. Although she’s never admitted to dating him. Is she worried about being black balled? If so that would be ironic. (huffington post)
CHARLOTTE CHURCH - better not try to fly Southwest. (source of her this weekend in Dubai = flynet)
Amanda Bynes desperately needs huge implants, as you can tell in these pictures from last nights Critics Choice Awards, but I bet she'll be thrilled to learn I'd probably still stick it to her because she's the girl who was on that Nickelodeon show. Now, calm down Amanda, I said "probably". Don’t get your hopes up just yet. But if you play your cards right…
