Crazy Suing Crazy To Sell a TV Show

A homeless woman named Jo Anne Vandegriff came up with an interesting way to get a pitch meeting: suing Amanda Bynes. The wannabe TV producer wasn't having any luck getting a meeting at Disney to pitch her Civil War romance series, you know, because she's a fucking crazy homeless woman without a condescending prick of an agent. So, she figured that the best way to get everyone she wanted to pitch to in the same room...

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'Lone Ranger' has a trailer too

It's been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here's the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact on the Old West' (HD here). As Depp reminds us (while speaking traditional Hollywood Movie Indian language. Which is just english but where the cadence stabs every word and makes him sound mildly retarded), "There...

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Johnny Depp feels Tonto would wear a crow for a hat

Mega-Producer Jerry Bruckheimer has a twitter apparently, and this morning he posted the first look at Armie Hammer as Dan Reid and Johnny Depp as Tonto in 'the Lone Ranger', though if they wanted to call this a bio-pic about WCW superstar Sting or a very literal remake of 'The Crow', that would probably work too. [gallery ids="996002,996081"]

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