‘Lone Ranger’ has a trailer too

By brendon October 03, 2012 @ 3:16 PM

It’s been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here’s the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact on the Old West’ (HD here).

As Depp reminds us (while speaking traditional Hollywood Movie Indian language. Which is just english but where the cadence stabs every word and makes him sound mildly retarded), “There come a time, kemosabe. When. Good. Man. Must. Wear. Mask.” There’s also a time to wear a zydeco washboard and bird for a hat, and that time is “always”.

(2) Comments

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    aquanetta jones 10/03/2012 17:49

    That looks good to me, shirtless Johnny Depp is not what I am talking about either.

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    mercury 10/04/2012 13:14

    I think I wanna see this.

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