Ashley Benson Goes Hard

By Matt February 18, 2015 @ 6:41 AM

Ashley Benson Major Cleavage Show At Fashion Week In NYC

Ashley Benson either doesn’t know what acupuncture is, or is down for just about anything because she claims to stick needles in her vag to calm down:

“I do it on my back and private parts. It relieves anxiety.”

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to self administer acupuncture. Maybe if you’re lone eagleĀ on lookout over a war torn Mosul and the stress is giving you heartburn. But probably not because you’re worried your boyfriend is fucking your co-star who’s a dude. Benson is either masturbating with a cat toy on Ambien or experimenting with some hardcore S&M. Either way I’d take a needle in the dick for her. Just pass me the goggles.

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Kate Hudson Is Charitably Minded

By Lex November 10, 2014 @ 3:23 PM

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Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where the hell their check is going. It’s called BabyMurder, just sign your name and hand over some of that TV syndication dough, fat fucking Oprah. Outside of The AIDS and Mmm, Sex With Obama, Baby is the best fundraising keyword you can plug into an L.A. event.

Women love babies like men love tits. We even make the same noises when we see them. Eventually somebody will put together a hot women breastfeeding event and the entire wealth of the world will be transferred in one evening.

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Ashley Benson Flashes Her Panties In A Short Dress On The Set Of ‘Pixels’ In Toronto

By Lex August 05, 2014 @ 7:12 AM

Ashley Benson Flashes Her Panties In A Short Dress On The Set Of 'Pixels' In Toronto

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Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell In Bikinis At The Beach In Maui

By Lex July 01, 2014 @ 9:59 AM

Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell In Bikinis At The Beach In Maui

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Ashley Benson, Shay Mitchell, Lucy Hale, Troian Bellisario In Bikinis In The June 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine

By Lex May 21, 2014 @ 10:18 AM

Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell In Bikinis In The June 2014 Issue Of GQ Magazine

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Ashley Benson Poses In A Swimsuit In The June 2013 Issue Of Complex Magazine

By Lex May 14, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Ashley Benson Poses In A Swimsuit In The June 2013 Issue Of Complex Magazine

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