Ashley Benson See Through Nips

By Lex November 04, 2015 @ 12:02 PM


Ashley Benson scores the best revenge on the people that ripped her Cecil the Lion halloween costume. She shows off her tits in a powerful expression of art. That may not be your definition of revenge, but don’t judge with hers, because those are nice tits and she just wants to get the lion shit behind her. We’re even, Ashley. If you dress up next year like my Spaniel who got run over when I was a kid, I’m going to ask to see some pussy. If you live by the Hammurabi porn code, there’s always room for a deal.

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Ashley Benson’s Lion Problem And Shit Around The Web

By Michael October 08, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Ashley Benson caught a lot of shit for dressing up like a sexy version of famous dead lion Cecil. You know what they say, dead pussy is better than no pussy at all. Sorry.

See what all the fucking fuss is about. (Last Men On Earth)

Who says nerd girls can’t be hot when they cosplay? (I Am Bored)

Lisa Opie wears a blue bikini in Miami because it’s her job. (Egotastic)

The douche Steve-O from Jackass is going to jail. In other news Steve-O is still alive. (TMZ)

Constance Jablonski models some tasty swimsuits. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bras are for quitters. (The Chive)

Holly Peers is a sexy devil in red lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Benson Goes Hard

By Matt February 18, 2015 @ 6:41 AM

Ashley Benson Major Cleavage Show At Fashion Week In NYC

Ashley Benson either doesn’t know what acupuncture is, or is down for just about anything because she claims to stick needles in her vag to calm down:

“I do it on my back and private parts. It relieves anxiety.”

I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to self administer acupuncture. Maybe if you’re lone eagle on lookout over a war torn Mosul and the stress is giving you heartburn. But probably not because you’re worried your boyfriend is fucking your co-star who’s a dude. Benson is either masturbating with a cat toy on Ambien or experimenting with some hardcore S&M. Either way I’d take a needle in the dick for her. Just pass me the goggles.

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Kate Hudson Is Charitably Minded

By Lex November 10, 2014 @ 3:23 PM

Ashley Benson
Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where the hell their check is going. It’s called BabyMurder, just sign your name and hand over some of that TV syndication dough, fat fucking Oprah. Outside of The AIDS and Mmm, Sex With Obama, Baby is the best fundraising keyword you can plug into an L.A. event.

Women love babies like men love tits. We even make the same noises when we see them. Eventually somebody will put together a hot women breastfeeding event and the entire wealth of the world will be transferred in one evening.

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Ashley Benson Flashes Her Panties In A Short Dress On The Set Of ‘Pixels’ In Toronto

By Lex August 05, 2014 @ 7:12 AM

Ashley Benson Flashes Her Panties In A Short Dress On The Set Of 'Pixels' In Toronto

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Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell In Bikinis At The Beach In Maui

By Lex July 01, 2014 @ 9:59 AM

Ashley Benson And Shay Mitchell In Bikinis At The Beach In Maui

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