Featuring acts like The Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, Kings of Leon and, for some reason, Train, the Bottlerock festival in Napa Valley was the perfect event for Californians who wanted a ton of comedy and music crammed into five days, but didn’t want to deal with the morons at Coachella. But who played when and what is meaningless, because Pretty Little Liars and Spring Breakers star Ashley Benson was there in her tiny jean shorts over the weekend, and there just aren’t enough music festivals anymore.

Ashley was also showing off her perfect catalog model pose because she’s the new face of American Eagle. I don’t know much about advertising, but if you put Ashley’s ass on a poster for AIDS, there’s a chance I might pay for sex in Ghana. So well done, American Eagle.

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If arguing with anonymous people in the comments sections of grainy photos posted by celebrities is your thing, then Instagram is a pretty awesome social networking site. But if you don’t appreciate the finer points of being called a cunt by someone halfway around the world, then Instagram is probably worthless to you. That is, unless you follow Spring Breakers star Ashley Benson, who loves to post photos of herself in bikinis.

Aside from Pretty Little Liars, I don’t know anything else that Benson has done, but she could euthanize kittens for sport and that would be fine as long as she keeps posting these pictures. In fact, if more attractive blonde girls posted photos like these to their Instagram accounts, the world would be a much better place and terrorism would completely stop.

I have no information to back that claim up, but it wouldn’t kill us to at least try.

Just because you’re about to eat the pavement is no reason to stop being photogenic. Just ask ‘Pretty Little Liars’ star Ashley Benson, who fell to a heap on the sidewalk outside Chateau Marmont last night. She looks better falling down than Kristen Stewart does on a movie poster. Maybe that’s it, maybe we should sneak up behind Kristen and push her down, or have a big mean dog chase her. Maybe she would smile then. And if not, hey, no harm done.

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