By Matt February 18, 2015 @ 6:41 AM
Ashley Benson either doesn’t know what acupuncture is, or is down for just about anything because she claims to stick needles in her vag to calm down:
“I do it on my back and private parts. It relieves anxiety.”
I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to self administer acupuncture. Maybe if you’re lone eagle on lookout over a war torn Mosul and the stress is giving you heartburn. But probably not because you’re worried your boyfriend is fucking your co-star who’s a dude. Benson is either masturbating with a cat toy on Ambien or experimenting with some hardcore S&M. Either way I’d take a needle in the dick for her. Just pass me the goggles.
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By Lex November 10, 2014 @ 3:23 PM
Kate Hudson holds the Baby2Baby Gala every year in Los Angeles. I believe it raises money for women who get knocked up by multiple rock stars. The word ‘baby’ in any charity provides extensive leeway into nobody asking where the hell their check is going. It’s called BabyMurder, just sign your name and hand over some of that TV syndication dough, fat fucking Oprah. Outside of The AIDS and Mmm, Sex With Obama, Baby is the best fundraising keyword you can plug into an L.A. event.
Women love babies like men love tits. We even make the same noises when we see them. Eventually somebody will put together a hot women breastfeeding event and the entire wealth of the world will be transferred in one evening.
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By Lex August 05, 2014 @ 7:12 AM
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By Lex July 01, 2014 @ 9:59 AM
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