If only it was possible to teleport back to a time where the prerequisite to becoming a mainstream comedian was actually being funny. There’s no doubt in my mind that the newer stand-ups are the result of a comedic... READ MORE

The amount of ass Aziz Ansari gets simply for being on television is a cosmological discrepancy bestowed onto no other. Ashton Kutcher still would be getting hummers in the break room if he swept floors at Home Depot. Ansari... READ MORE

It’s bad enough to have a name that rhymes with an non-specific insult, but it’s even worse when it seems to reflect you personally. Like If you’re a comedian. And your name rhymes with “bland”, for example. So did... READ MORE