Christina El Moussa Flipping More Than Just Houses

Christina El Moussa, the one in Flip or Flop that you'd let speak if she must, showed off her divorcee revenge body on Instagram and Snapchat. She paired her little girl in a matching tiny bikini. read more

The Blonde Salad Is Making Bank

If there's one thing all women crave, it's havinganother woman tell them their shoes are amazing. There is no male comparison. Not so long as etiquette dictates you look directly forward in the men's room urinals. read more

Rachel McCord in A Bikini

Nobody makes it overnight. Even the kid actors who booked gigs before they were old enough to remember had tosurvive amulti-year spanking machine of pedophiles and theirfeuding stage parentsexplaining where the money all went. read more

Bethenny Frankel May Be Staging Her Ex-Husband Stalker Battles

The National Enquirer is running with a piece that Real Housewives cast member Bethenny Frankel may be playing up contentious battles with her ex-husband in order to create dramatic content for her reality show. To save everybody time on validating the claim -- no shit. read more

Jennifer Connelly in A Bikini

Remember all those politically elitist rants from Jennifer Connelly this past year? All those gender pay gap myth screeds? The announcing of lesbian and gender experimentation and the death to penis signs in seminal pro-Muslim refugee marches in Prada flats? She seems to... read more

Eugenie Bouchard Unexpected Haters

Life is good for Eugenie Bouchard. She's ranked forty-fourth in women's tennis behind forty two other women and Serena Williams who mocks them all from from her testosterone castle. She's young, she's pretty, she looks pretty sweet in her touched up Sports Illustrated... read more

Charlotte McKinney Swimsuit Tits Seem So Simple

After a series of tormented lectures from editors and models alikeat Sports Illustrated on body acceptance, Charlotte McKinney is a breath of fresh air.She has enormous tits, she's hoisting a thong and she's not saying a word. The Nobel Committee has prizes in all the... read more

Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Reunited

Shamelessly frame this as a bold faced promo. Fifty-one weeks a year it's okay to mock Sports Illustrated for lacking sports and focusing entirely on illustrated. A simple name change to Airbrushed Titties in Paradise would solve the truth in advertising issue while... read more

Girls Making Their Own Breaks, It's Fucking Beautiful

America is fast becoming a nation of whiners. Ironically, the most vulnerable persons among us, young skinny white models, get up every day, shut their mouths, and show off their tits and ass in public to catch a break. That's called gumption. Also something else if that... read more

It's Good to Be Christie Brinkley's Better Looking Daughter

It's impossible not to see a lineup of offspring from a certain family and start picking out the one that is not like the others. Every family has their Eric Trump. What the fuck happened there? When a signature supermodel starts making babies with multiple daddies it's... read more

Rumer Willis Got a Job

This is one of those things that you heard a few months ago maybe but didn't sink it that it could be true. Rumer Willis got a job. It's a big moment for thrice remarried parents when their kid gets her first paycheck. Even if she's now twenty-eight. read more

Violinist and Porn Star Finally Settle Urine Drinking Lawsuit

In a game of deciding who the world needs more, a crossoverGerman violinist known for his brash playing style, or a second tier porn star who hooks on the side, you have to go porn star hooker.Low rent sex is our birthright. Also, there's no such thing as a crossover... read more