Alicia Arden in A Bikini

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. read more

Kim Kardashian Hired Decoy Bikini

Evil dictators have been employing body doubles for centuries now to confuse would be assassins. Kim Kardashian hired a decoy to show off big tits in her bikinis and sunglasses and walk back and forth on her cellphone by the pool in Punta Mita to keep paparazzi and... read more

Courtney Stodden in A Bikini

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn't realize posing in the midday sun was not going to be kind to her. read more

Maitland Ward in A Bikini

The journey is more important than the destination. Something to repeat to yourself when you have no idea where the fuck you're headed. Maitland Ward posts revealing photos of herself daily to her social media accounts, which includes topless drops on Snapchat because... read more

Kim Kardashian in A Bikini

After making a plea not to put her children into paparazzi photos, Kim Kardashian stripped down to a thong at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis' digs in Mexico and paraded her daughter North West around in a matching bikini. read more

Rhian Sugden in A Bikini

If you've got a decent mug and less than three cracked teeth in British junior high, the local Patriots Fund disburses money for a tit job and a calendar to mark your first topless appearance in Page 3 of the U.K. Sun. read more

Bai Ling In A Bikini on a Parking Lot Roof

Bai Ling was for one shining 90's moment the go-to Chinese chick in Hollywood movies. There can be only one. There are only so many action films going ensemble enough to require Asian. That's just demographics. Get in line behind black and Latino sidekicks. read more

Chanel Iman in A Bikini

Vogue declared this chick one of the top models of the 2000's. She entered the decade at nine years of age, so that's probably worth a Special Victims Unit investigation. read more

Tracy Anderson in A Bikini

Tracy Anderson is the tiny athletic trainer who dances Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow and other women you'd never want to take along on a road trip into tip top shape. She leads by example. That includes a healthy diet, rigorous workouts, and enough plastic surgery and... read more

Courtney Stodden Ritualistic Shaving (VIDEO)

Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies. read more

Melissa Lori in A Bikini

In the old days, a tiny chick with small tits could never get her nude body in the door of glamour modeling. Upon finally making it naked onto the porn version of Playboy run outside of international law from a boat anchored off Cyprus, this chick from Queens noted... read more

Ana Braga in A Bikini

This Brazilian chick with the bleached blond hair is either promoting soccer, the Olympics in Brazil, or how easy it is to take ambitious bikini models far away enough from the city that hounds won't sniff out her remains until next Spring. It's hard for a player out... read more