Sara Jean Underwood Post-Feminism

After a long hard day there's no better way to relax than with a long slow pull of female objectification. It's like drinking, but you can drive yourself home safely even after an hour of pounding. read more

Kerrie McMahon Topless Plan Isn't Working Peachy

Kerrie McMahon is that Irish born model who came to the U.S. and immediately complained about how aggressive the men are. Including guys who are now stalking her. If her plan was to counter horny loons with tons of barely covered titty modeling shots, it's not working. read more

Joe Simpson Alley Catting

Since leaving his leather pants ministry-ship and heterosexual marriage, Joe Simpson has spent the better part of his days hanging by pools and pretending to be a talent manager. It's unclear who he manages outside of one young model, Jonathan Keith, with whom he travels... read more

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The Serena Williams Hottie Mythology Continues Unabated

The basis of the argument that Serena Williams is a crazy attractive woman seems flimsy. It's often related to her professional accomplishments, her female tennis domination, or her commercial acumen. read more

Kennedy Summers and Khloe Terae Bikinis Together

It's hard for a sister to get a job out there. Imagine the decline in the number of jobs for what is loosely and generously referred to as bikini model. The Rust Belt isn't the only labor subset depressed by international competition, outsourcing, and the rise of the... read more

Elizabeth Hurley in A Bikini

It's not clear what you're supposed to say when a fifty-one year old woman self-publishes bikini snapshots of her amazing plastic surgery work. The rote "you look incredible for your age" seems to slight a long list of medical technicians, estheticians and stone masons... read more

Kourtney Kardashian in A Bikini

Kourtney Kardashian continued her Corsica vacation with her mom and her mom's paid younger black boyfriend and her three bastard children and between six and nine servant people. Kardashian eased into a bikini on the off chance that the cameras her mom alerted to their... read more

Daisy Lea And Amy Lee Summers Doing Something Labor Day

Nothing symbolizes the greatness of the American worker more than two chicks barely covering each other's tits on the beach in a bikini photo shoot. Though clearly non-union. That symbolizes something else. read more

CJ Franco in A Bikini

Experience along informs me that this chick is self-described as an actress, model, and dancer. She's also the twenty-something with the killer body Kate Beckinsale's husband Len Wiseman traded his wife in for. read more

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Alicia Arden in A Bikini

Seeing so many older B-movie and former soap actresses taking their tits to revealing digital media shoots makes me wonder what the fuck happened to these women before high speed modems. read more

Kim Kardashian Hired Decoy Bikini

Evil dictators have been employing body doubles for centuries now to confuse would be assassins. Kim Kardashian hired a decoy to show off big tits in her bikinis and sunglasses and walk back and forth on her cellphone by the pool in Punta Mita to keep paparazzi and... read more

Courtney Stodden in A Bikini

Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn't realize posing in the midday sun was not going to be kind to her. read more