Delta Sigma Thetas Getting It On

Female empowerment campaigns will inevitably twist into bikini shows. Only in the movies do powerful male bankers have literal dick measuring contests, but if they could, more would in real life.  read more

Al Pacino Bangs a Chick Half His Age for His Birthday

There comes a time in a man's golden years when he wants to quietly reflect upon his professional and personal adventures and take in some tobacco in a chair overlooking the ocean. If you can afford it, you also want to fuck an Argentinean model chick half your age.... read more

Karin Chiche in A Bikini

You'd love to be a fly on the wall during a IRS audit of a "Miami model". In 2016, You reported three appearances outside a bikini store for five hundred dollars and five nights of tequila brand ambassadorship at a club for three hundred and yet you have a leased Range... read more

Alexandra Rodríguez in A Bikini

The term Miami-based model is roughly equivalent to Western Pennsylvania fullback. It the job code for forty percent of the seventeen year olds in the local area. Some tiny segment will make rent off their listed work. read more

Zara Holland Represents the New World Order

Win a beauty pageant. Appear on dating reality show. Blow a dude on the show. Be stripped of your pageant title. Launch a bikini line. College isn't for everyone. read more

SI Model Natalia Borges in A Bikini

Being a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model used to mean something. Most importantly, if you weren't an Australian billionaire, you weren't going to fuck one. Now, that chatty tequila shot ambassador you hooked up with at Yankee Doodle was SI 2012-14. read more

Brooke Burke Topless Island Getaway

When you're fifteen, you'd kill to see an attractive forty-five year old woman take her top off at the beach. There's some reversal of desires regarding age difference as you yourself grow older and experience more female nudity in person. read more

Porn Stars Back on the Beach

If you're a champion of pornography rights under the guise of civil rights, you're a liar. But you've signed up for a solid cause. Women who fuck on camera for their 9 to 5 are people too. The men, not so much.  read more

Christina El Moussa Flipping More Than Just Houses

Christina El Moussa, the one in Flip or Flop that you'd let speak if she must, showed off her divorcee revenge body on Instagram and Snapchat. She paired her little girl in a matching tiny bikini.  read more

The Blonde Salad Is Making Bank

If there's one thing all women crave, it's having another woman tell them their shoes are amazing. There is no male comparison. Not so long as etiquette dictates you look directly forward in the men's room urinals. read more

Rachel McCord in A Bikini

Nobody makes it overnight. Even the kid actors who booked gigs before they were old enough to remember had to survive a multi-year spanking machine of pedophiles and their feuding stage parents explaining where the money all went.  read more

Bethenny Frankel May Be Staging Her Ex-Husband Stalker Battles

The National Enquirer is running with a piece that Real Housewives cast member Bethenny Frankel may be playing up contentious battles with her ex-husband in order to create dramatic content for her reality show. To save everybody time on validating the claim -- no shit.  read more