Emma Stone probably thought she’d be safe to wear a bikini without the paparazzi getting pictures of her because she’s in Rio. It’s crazy to think that someone spotted her, she blends in perfectly.
(picture source = akm images)
02.02.2012 Kate Upton is back in the SI swimsuit issue
Kate Upton was on twitter about an hour ago, posting this preview picture and confirming that she’ll be in the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, which goes on sale in about two weeks. She’s only 19 and her career is just beginning, but as you can see she has really big things in front of her (wink, wink).
Until then here’s a hundred pictures of Kate in bikinis for Beach Bunny, which I had saved because mind your own business. What goes on in my house is between me and the pictures, I’m not hurting anybody, LEAVE ME ALONE!
01.04.2012 Lauren Sanchez looks fantastic in a bikini
Latin girls all look 35, no matter if they’re 35 or 45 or 15. They all have big tits and long shiny hair and too much makeup and it’s awesome. Like ‘Good Day LA’ anchor Lauren Sanchez, who spent the holidays in Mexico. This chick has 3 kids and she still looks incredible in a bikini. She looks so great it was probably a bad idea to post these, because now when I break into her house while she’s at work and hump her giant bra there’s gonna be a trail of evidence leading back to me.
(SEXY UPDATE: the pictures weren’t going full size for a while but that should be fixed now. image source = flynet and fame)
01.03.2012 Jessica Alba is in a bikini
Jessica Alba spent the new year in Cabo San Lucas with Cash Warren, and she looks so good it’s easy to forget she has two kids. But she does. The slut. And of course she’s in a bikini. Dirty clothes for a dirty whore.
(image source = fame)
Pam Anderson is in Hawaii with her grabby new boyfriend Jon Rose, and just in case the phrase “Pam Anderson in a bikini” still conjures up good memories, you need to know that the banner picture was selectively chosen so as not to startle anyone. And that she’s 44 now, with two kids, and she’s spent the last 20 years laying in the sun all day then getting drunk and injected with STD’s all night. Then not washing the cum out of her hair. So lower your expectations. A lot. Keep lowering. A little more. Little more. Keep going. Lower. Little lower. Almost there. Getting warmer. In the home stretch now. Annddd… a little lower. A hint more. Ok that should do it. Go.
(image source = bauer griffin)
12.19.2011 Punk’d is coming back. For some reason.
The last time MTV was popular was back when they had shows like ‘Beavis and Butthead’ and ‘Punk’d’. And since they’ve already brought back ‘Beavis and Buthead’, try and guess what some executive is getting paid millions to do now.
Entertainment Weekly says…
After months of rumors, MTV is officially ordering a new version of ‘Punk’d’. Jason Goldberg and Ashton Kutcher are back on board as executive producers (but) the show’s host is a different question.
MTV plans to announce the show’s host/hosts during its New Years Eve telecast next week.
Access Hollywood reported months ago that a new show was in the works, using different celebrity hosts for each episode — and noting in the premiere that Justin Bieber is the man in the van.
Well it seems like they’re off to a fantastic start. You can never have too much Justin Bieber I say, but I’d rather they bring back the old Jessica Simpson. The one who was in Maxim and Blender and Esquire, and who played Daisy Duke. She was amazing. Even this girl with huge boobs got famous for a while because people thought it was Jessica in a bikini.
Remember the see-thru blue dress she wore? With no bra. Or this slutty orange dress. Or when she was drunk in this mesh top. Or when she was a brunette. I spent more time with these pictures than I did with some of the girls I was dating during those 5 years, though in part because the pictures weren’t imaginary.
