SHAUNA SAND - Put down your coffee and brace yourself, because here comes shocking news: Shauna Sand has decided to stop fighting the release of her sex tape, claiming a lawsuit could be “long and expensive”. Yeah, I got some something long and expensive for you right here baby! Wait. Wait that didn’t make any sense. (tmz)
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - won the weekend box office with a solid 22M. In its 5th week out, it beat the debut of the much higher profile ‘Saw 6′ by 7.2M. ‘Paranormal’ has now made $62,477,000. Which is $62,462,000 more than it cost to make. It’s the best return on an investment since I got those leather pants. Settle down ladies, there’s plenty of Brendon to go around. (mojo)
ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS - is sure to be this years “not as clever as you thought” Halloween costume, and his son is actually encouraging it by holding a contest for people dressed like his dad, dead or alive. I couldn’t decide what costume to buy, but I tried on one as a member of the Jokers gang in ‘the Dark Knight’. I put on the mask and the fake gun, then went next door to the bank to ask the teller if she liked it. She was a real bitch. All she did was yell at me and call the cops! (people)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE - I don’t know why I’m so attracted to Audrina Patridge, and I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I do know what big tits and half-shirts are. Those are the things giving me an near painful erection right now. (12 more starting here. source = fame)
The toxicology report for Billy Mays, who died on June 28th, has been released, and according to TMZ he had the following drugs in his system when he died:
Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Oxycodone (painkiller), Alprazolam (Xanax), Nordiazepam (Valium), Temazepam (anti-anxiety), alcohol and Benzoylecgonine (a byproduct of cocaine).
As you remember, Billy Mayes was the infomercial guy who was always smiling and screaming and who absolutely could not believe how well this detergent got stains out. Red wine, grape juice, grass stains, even fucking ink were no match for it! Not even fuckin ink! You can pour ink right on this white shirt and grind it in with a muddy shoe, it don’t even matter! One wash later and that shit is like brand fuckin new! Where’s the stain?! Where did it go?! Right to stain fuckin heaven, that’s where, ’cause OxyClean just put a foot up its ass! THIS STUFF TELLS INK TO SUCK IT’S DICK! Stains better fuckin run when they see a box of motherfuckin OxyClean walk in the house!
Anyway, his wife has issued a statement saying how upset she is about this “speculative” report being released. And she’s right. I mean if they have any real evidence that he was on stimulants, I’d love to see it.
JANET JACKSON - made an appearance at last nights BET Awards as part of the celebration of Michael Jacksons life. When she was done, Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx “performed a somber version of the Jackson 5 classic ‘I’ll Be There’”. And when they were done, all the white people said, “Who the hell was that?” (source = the ap)
BILLY MAYS - the Oxi-Clean guy who yells at everyone until you buy his stuff was found dead in his home Sunday morning. He was only 50, and no cause is known, but the night before his US Air flight blew a tire while landing and something fell and hit his head. So did that kill him, did US Air murder Billy Mays? Uhh, yeah sure why not. (source = la times)
ISLA FISHER - there were more pictures of Isla but I didn’t look at those because I didn’t want to find out that these were just a good angle and her rack isn’t really that awesome. I’m happier not knowing sometimes. (source = pacific coast)
