Kat Von D would like you to believe she’s some sort of counterculture outcast living life on her own terms. But she’s honestly just another female edge lord that cornered a niche market, women that enjoy needles filled with... READ MORE

Maybe a headline like “Jessica Alba takes her top off at Target” when she was doing films like Honey would have been a reason to rush to see photos. But if you’ve been keeping up with Alba you would... READ MORE

Aged singer Pink hooks up her baby Jameson to her milk bags in an Instagram photo posted this weekend. The caption reads "Jameson can multitask too." The six-month-old holds a makeup brush as mom gets groomed by stylists ready for... READ MORE

White trash and liberated social media prostitutes can agree on the importance of multitasking while breastfeeding. Appalachian teen mom hill people have a rotating carousel of cousins suckling on their meth-laced curdled tit milk. Without double tasking, they'd have no time to... READ MORE