Chris Pine Set to Be Hobbit Raped

Chris Pine and his giant forehead were arrested in New Zealand for drunk driving. The arrest happened last week but the news that it was the fetal-looking Star Trek star broke today. It appears that Chris had a Maori girl child standard number of beers (four to seven depending on her tattoos) and tried to drive back to the hotel. It was then when the New Zealand cops rang the triangles attached to their scooters and...

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