Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhan√© Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

HARRY POTTER IS SMOOTH

By brendon September 03, 2008 @ 2:27 PM

Daniel Radcliffe tells the October issue of Details magazine that he lost his virginity at age 16 to an older woman who worked on the set of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". Radcliffe doesn’t name any names but Us weekly says the woman may be Amy Byrne, an assistant hairdresser who was 23 when they worked together in 2005.

The video above is a shocking recreation of what that experience may have been like.



HARRY POTTER IS A WHORE

By brendon July 09, 2007 @ 9:36 AM

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe says he has no problem having sex with girls who only care about him because he's famous.  He says:

"Girls who want to go out with me just because I'm famous has never been a problem.  I'm 17. I don't care.  Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldn't want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I'm an actor, but if you don't a relationship like that then it's fine."

Aww you son of a bitch.  I wanna kill this fuckin kid.  I couldn't get a fruit roll-up when I was 17, much less get used for sex.  I guess in hindsight, his plan of becoming a famous and wealthy actor was a better plan for seducing girls than mine, which mostly included pulling up my pants and apologizing.  That was followed by me begging her not to tell and crying.



DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS COMMITTED

By brendon February 22, 2007 @ 10:57 PM

Much to my profound horror, this picture was in the Tyler inbox 7 times.  Not 1 or 2 or 3.  7.  7 times.  Guh.  In case you couldn't tell, it's a full frontal shot of Daniel Radcliffe staring on the London stage in "Equus", the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological fascination with horses.  The boy, played by Radcliffe and his penis, is forced into treatment after blinding six horses with a spike.  And also for fucking them.  The boy and his doctor have a fairly tumultuous relationship, which is surprising because you would assume a kid who fucks horses for fun would be pretty tough to upset.  

So, obviously, the picture below contains hot penis action and you should only open it if you feel like seeing Harry Potters dork.