Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I'm completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn't and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn't fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night's Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty) [gallery ids="1219852,1219802,1219832,1219842,1219662,1220002,1219652,1219732,1219712,1219742,1219792,1219722,1219822,1219782,1219772,1219762,1219752,1219702,1219692,1219682,1219642,1219672,1219812"]