Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhan√© Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

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(8) Comments

  1. Dannyboyeee 02/25/2013 12:52

    I could barely follow what this post says. Are you guys gonna hire anyone who can actually speak English to replace Brendon, or is this the new status quo around here?

  2. rougeandringlets 02/25/2013 13:09

    “[Insert person name here] did surprisingly not shitty…” Nope, that is not a phrase you should ever say out loud, let alone ever publish on a public website. Hacks.

  3. deliminator 02/25/2013 13:16

    Maybe this is like baseball, where batting 0-3 to start isn’t that big a deal.

  4. Wtf really 02/25/2013 13:45

    Oh no. Is this the same photo boy from the superficial? I stopped going to that site once it became a MS paint cum dribble away from being Perez Hilton. As sporadic and inconsistent brendon had become over the years, it was still better than the sanctimonious bleeding heart liberal soapbox bullshit that is the superficial. This site is over.

  5. Rage 02/25/2013 13:46

    English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

  6. Dayday 02/25/2013 14:13

    Photo Boy,
    I think that people are upset because of the big change in direction of the site. You see, when Brendon was running things, he was erratic and not dependable, but he was funny. More importantly, he posted items because he had something to say. I think even if you clean up your grammar a bit, people will not like this sort of thing because you have no perspective, even if you do get the posts up on time.

    I think all of the readers would have been happier if you hadn’t fired Brendon, but instead turned the website into a diary of his days which we all assume are a train wreck. Since that is not possible, either be funny and give us naked photos of celebs, or find someone who can.

  7. Wtf really 02/25/2013 15:01

    Yes yes, what Dayday said, especially the brendon diary part

  8. Tipped 02/27/2013 19:24

    you need to learn how to write before you start writing for a blog. i had a seizure trying to get through this post.

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