Lindsay Lohan's Parents Unite Around Rich Boyfriend

Lindsay Lohan may beengaged to a wealthy kid from RussiawhereMean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan's parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente to express their mutual affection for... read more

Dina Lohan Hawking Lindsay's Shit

Lindsay Lohan's white trashmother Dina is selling a bunch of her daughter's possessions online. The stuff, including furniture, clothing, and zero books, was moved into Dinah's house for the filming of some Oprah segments which were soauthentic they circled back into... read more

Dina Lohan's Guilty Plea is a Passover Miracle

Considering Dina Lohan is what God had lined up next for the Egyptians if slaying the first born sons didn't pan out, it seems blasphemous she and her attorney were invoking Passover to explain her miracle of no jail time in her guilty plea to driving super fucking... read more

Lindsay Does Coke Without Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan had her lawyers threaten Fox News after they claimed that she did cocaine with her mom Dina Lohan. It all started when Fox News twat witch Michelle Fields discussed Lohan on a show about celebrity drug abuse and famous people who had OD'd. She made the... read more

Judge Orders Dina Lohan's Head Examined

How awesome must it be to attend law school, pass all your exams, get yourself some legal stature, become a judge in your community, then find Dina Lohan in front of you slurring out promises to get better. Fuck, give me the American Talbian or Zimmerman or John Gotti. I... read more

Dina Lohan Is Managing Ali Lohan's Music Career

Mostly underwhelming 19-year old model Ali Lohan has apparently decided that she wants to focus more on her music career now – "Ali wants her new sound to be Miley Cyrus meets Lana Del Rey" – and according to Radar, she's wisely being managed by the most competent and... read more

Dina Lohan Claims Paps Made Her Drive Drunk

Dina Lohan is now saying that the reason she drove drunk was because of the paparazzi. We told you a while back about Dina getting arrested for driving blitzed out of her bleached skull. Now her lawyer Mark Heller says that the reason that she got loaded and drove that... read more

Lindsay Lohan And Dina Lohan Switch to Bikes

Lindsay Lohan and her mom made quite the scene pedaling around Manhattan like a regular old family. The Lohans figured out many advantages to bicycling. There's no law against drinking and biking, when you fall asleep at the wheel, you don't end up killing a bus full of... read more

Dina Lohan Goes To Court For Her DUI

In a family turn of the screw nobody saw coming, Dina Lohan used her elderly mom as a sympathetic prop at her court hearing for sloppy drunk driving. During the hearing, the police reported that Dina was a ginormous asshole at the scene of her arrest, including... read more

Dina Lohan May Soon Be Homeless

Useless sack of stage mom shit Dina Lohan may soon lose her home to foreclosure. It seems that Dina forgot to pay the mortgage on her Long Island house. She's fallen behind on house payments before, maybe because she just sits on her ass fanning her chocha and living off... read more

Dina Lohan Blows a .20 For the DUI Cops

The minute Lindsay Lohan said she no longer blamed her parents for turning her into a substance abusing gutter crawler, I knew she had not completed her training. All that bullshit about getting past the hate is utter nonsense. You're supposed to hate people that are... read more

Lindsay Lohan Moving In With Mom

While everybody with a real degree in some science is urging Lindsay Lohan to continue residing in a sober inpatient facility after her 90-day court order ends at the end of July, Lindsay has instead chosen her mom's house. So, the opposite of a sober facility. More like... read more