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Lindsay Lohan's Parents Unite Around Rich Boyfriend

Lindsay Lohan may beengaged to a wealthy kid from RussiawhereMean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan's parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente to express their mutual affection for 22-year oldEgor Tarabasov who they've never met in person. That can't be an unintentional oversight. Michael Lohan: He has a lot of strong connections in...read more

Dina Lohan Hawking Lindsay's Shit

Lindsay Lohan's white trashmother Dina is selling a bunch of her daughter's possessions online. The stuff, including furniture, clothing, and zero books, was moved into Dinah's house for the filming of some Oprah segments which were soauthentic they circled back into being fake. Dina reportedly thinks anything left at her house is legally hers, including people's cars when they park them in the driveway duringsocial...read more

Dina Lohan's Guilty Plea is a Passover Miracle

Considering Dina Lohan is what God had lined up next for the Egyptians if slaying the first born sons didn't pan out, it seems blasphemous she and her attorney were invoking Passover to explain her miracle of no jail time in her guilty plea to driving super fucking drunk. She also was belligerent to the cops and made up fake charges about being assaulted, but that shit goes away when you have a well paid attorney:...read more

Lindsay Does Coke Without Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan had her lawyers threaten Fox News after they claimed that she did cocaine with her mom Dina Lohan. It all started when Fox News twat witch Michelle Fields discussed Lohan on a show about celebrity drug abuse and famous people who had OD'd. She made the claim that Lindsay and Dina snort lines of blow like other moms and daughter go to brunch and do a little shopping. The letter that Lindsay had her...read more

Judge Orders Dina Lohan's Head Examined

How awesome must it be to attend law school, pass all your exams, get yourself some legal stature, become a judge in your community, then find Dina Lohan in front of you slurring out promises to get better. Fuck, give me the American Talbian or Zimmerman or John Gotti. I want some good shit if I'm going to be wearing a robe and slamming down my gavel like it's an extension of my manhood. The judge in Dina's DUI case...read more

Dina Lohan Is Managing Ali Lohan's Music Career

Mostly underwhelming 19-year old model Ali Lohan has apparently decided that she wants to focus more on her music career now – "Ali wants her new sound to be Miley Cyrus meets Lana Del Rey" – and according to Radar, she's wisely being managed by the most competent and qualified person she knows – her mother, Dina Lohan. Of course, Dina has been pretty busy as of late with her court appearances for her DUI arrest, as...read more

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Dina Lohan Claims Paps Made Her Drive Drunk

Dina Lohan is now saying that the reason she drove drunk was because of the paparazzi. We told you a while back about Dina getting arrested for driving blitzed out of her bleached skull. Now her lawyer Mark Heller says that the reason that she got loaded and drove that fateful night was because of the continued stress caused by the paparazzi and media talking about how she's a horrible fucking person. You know, for...read more

Lindsay Lohan And Dina Lohan Switch to Bikes

Lindsay Lohan and her mom made quite the scene pedaling around Manhattan like a regular old family. The Lohans figured out many advantages to bicycling. There's no law against drinking and biking, when you fall asleep at the wheel, you don't end up killing a bus full of school children, and when the narcs confiscate your rented bikes in a drug sting, who cares? Super villains adapt quickly. Photo Credit: FameFlynet,...read more

Dina Lohan Goes To Court For Her DUI

In a family turn of the screw nobody saw coming, Dina Lohan used her elderly mom as a sympathetic prop at her court hearing for sloppy drunk driving. During the hearing, the police reported that Dina was a ginormous asshole at the scene of her arrest, including name-dropping 'Oprah'. In a more enlightened society that would earn you an immediate beat down. Dina pled not-guilty to the DUI charges despite blowing a...read more

Dina Lohan May Soon Be Homeless

Useless sack of stage mom shit Dina Lohan may soon lose her home to foreclosure. It seems that Dina forgot to pay the mortgage on her Long Island house. She's fallen behind on house payments before, maybe because she just sits on her ass fanning her chocha and living off her train wreck daughter. Lindsay bailed her out last year with the bank but Lindsay isn't exactly rolling in dough right now. Dina may lose the...read more

Dina Lohan Blows a .20 For the DUI Cops

The minute Lindsay Lohan said she no longer blamed her parents for turning her into a substance abusing gutter crawler, I knew she had not completed her training. All that bullshit about getting past the hate is utter nonsense. You're supposed to hate people that are rotten. That's why God invented the power to hate. Dina and Michael Lohan are exactly who you're supposed to loathe. I hate them and I didn't even have...read more

Lindsay Lohan Moving In With Mom

While everybody with a real degree in some science is urging Lindsay Lohan to continue residing in a sober inpatient facility after her 90-day court order ends at the end of July, Lindsay has instead chosen her mom's house. So, the opposite of a sober facility. More like a crack den rife with crazy. It should be an interesting experiment to see whether a woman who has repeatedly failed at shaking her drug and alcohol...read more

Dina Lohan Is Praying For Amanda Bynes

VH1 launched a new show called The Gossip Table last week, and it has already run out of guests as Dina Lohan was on yesterday to talk mostly about her daughter Ali Lohan's new modeling career. But because that's really boring, Lindsay Lohan's mom and woman who believes that Forever 21 is a motto and not just a store was asked about her thoughts on Amanda Bynes' current meltdown. To her credit, Dina didn't act like...read more

Dina Lohan Stiffs A Charity

Dina Lohan is being sued for stiffing a charity and running out on a huge bill at a gala event last year. She ran up a monster bar tab trying to drink herself back to46 and then pledged $1500 to The Clamshell Foundation, which helps underprivileged kids. Then, she didn't pay up. She made big bucks exploiting her kids, but not enough leftover after the coke and Botox to hand over her pledge. Who the fuck stiffs a...read more

here are the black eye picturers Dina Lohan talked about

Yesterday, the Daily News had an interview with Dina Lohan where she mentioned some pictures of her with a black eye that she (allegedly) got after Michael Lohan gave her a few Irish kisses when Lindsay was a baby. Well now Entertainment Tonight has those pictures, because apparently they pay more than the Daily News. Dina revealed details about the alleged abuse, saying, "I will tell my story ... about abuse and how...read more