Dita Von Teese Sues Over Hurricane Sandy

By Lex September 27, 2013 @ 3:19 PM

Dita Von Teese Performing Her Show Strip Strip Hooray In Los Angeles
Dita Von Teese is suing an insurance agent for not assuring she had ‘acts of nature’ coverage for her show last fall in New York that got canceled when Hurricane Sandy blew into town. She says she’s out $100K in props and wardrobe and signature European cloth tampons that she needed for her show that never got to take place. She wants to be made whole again. Or, like her burlesque shows, to be made not quite whole but just enough to feel cockteased without any payday. Lest you think Dita is suing just to get her moolah back:

While admittedly the lawsuit is about the financial losses the business suffered, there is a more important aspect to this lawsuit: We all depend upon insurance to protect us from accidents. — Dita’s rep to E! Online

Damn straight. Who’s got the good hands when the Good Hands people are not doing their job? It’s Dita Von Teese and her sidekick pasties. If you can’t trust a stripper who won’t show you her nipples, who can you trust?

Photo Credit: Todd Williamson/www.stripstriphooray.com

do people not know this?

By brendon October 20, 2009 @ 2:48 PM


Lots of websites have some old black and white pictures of Dita Von Tease today, supposedly “never before seen” nudes. I don’t know what to call whatever the hell it is she does now, but she used to be naked all the damn time. That bitch is horrible looking. She’s pale with a weird body. And she wanted to be a model. Of course she was gonna get naked. It’s not like there’s some placement test for models. There’s no sanctioning body. Hottest model wins. And unfortunately for her she looks like a ghost you would see on the Titanic.

I’m not putting this ocular poison on Tyler but go over here if you want and there’s a whole gallery of her f’n herself with a popsicle. Go nuts if that’s what you like. I’m not here to judge, man. But don’t open these at work. You may think you can be sneaky, but you’ll get busted when they hear your frightened whimpering.