Dita Von Teese is suing an insurance agent for not assuring she had ‘acts of nature’ coverage for her show last fall in New York that got canceled when Hurricane Sandy blew into town. She says she’s out $100K in props and wardrobe and signature European cloth tampons that she needed for her show that never got to take place. She wants to be made whole again. Or, like her burlesque shows, to be made not quite whole but just enough to feel cockteased without any payday. Lest you think Dita is suing just to get her moolah back:
While admittedly the lawsuit is about the financial losses the business suffered, there is a more important aspect to this lawsuit: We all depend upon insurance to protect us from accidents. — Dita’s rep to E! Online
Damn straight. Who’s got the good hands when the Good Hands people are not doing their job? It’s Dita Von Teese and her sidekick pasties. If you can’t trust a stripper who won’t show you her nipples, who can you trust?
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