Earlier this week Elijah Wood noted the child acting business was overflowing with pedophiles who had assaulted the rectum of every kid in Hollywood not named Elijah Wood. That's the story I'd stick with too. Wood backed off his... READ MORE

Elijah Wood began modeling at age four and acting at eight, so the fact he escaped childhood without Bryan Singer's dick in his mouth constitutes a minor miracle. Hollywood types catch a lot of flack for being preachy about... READ MORE