Amber Heard Seems Too Happy

June 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s possible all the insipidly cute anecdotes of married life Amber Heard’s people are spewing out to the gossip mags are one hundred percent truthful. She and Johnny Depp are still headed for let’s just be friends who fuck other people. Cute couples get divorced easily. The bar is just way too fucking high. He […]


Kate Upton Isn’t a Toy

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton hates that men see her as a sex object rather than a human being. Her big breakout cover of SI in 2012 left her “feeling terrible, instead of basking in her newfound celebrity.” She felt so bad, she could barely take her fat SI paycheck to the bank and then fight to get […]