Emily Ratajkowski In Valentine’s Lingerie

By Lex February 04, 2015 @ 9:06 AM

Emily Ratajkowski Wears Purple Lingerie For Yamamay Saint Valentines Day  Collection
If your girlfriend has tits like Emily Ratajkowski, you’re going to want to buy her this lingerie for Valentine’s Day. Also, take her somewhere remote where GPS doesn’t work or some swarthy dude in a Benz is going to the one she models it for. Romance is an invention of the ugly people. Don’t dismay, just plan ahead. Make a sex tape before she realizes she can do better.

Photo Credit: Yamamay Saint Valentine’s Day Collection

Emily Ratajkowski Understands Instagram

By Lex January 23, 2015 @ 2:06 PM

Emily Ratajkowski Has A Good Instagram
This actress turned nude model turned actress with suddenly much better roles knows exactly how to play the game. Play the topless dancer in the song Robin Thicke borrowed from Marvin Gaye. Take a bath on Instagram. Be the Fappening chick who frigs herself so furiously that nearby tinder ignites. Let your vagina dance like nobody’s watching. You shall be our queen.

Photo Credit: Instagram

Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie For H&M

By Lex January 07, 2015 @ 11:46 AM

Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie For HM

Photo Credit: H&M Lingerie

Emily Ratajkowski’s Panda Shit Smells Amazing

By Lex December 16, 2014 @ 9:38 AM

Emily Ratajkowski Does Love Magazine Advent Calendar Screencaps
I gained nothing but respect for this chick when I saw her whacking her mons on those hacked photos that in retrospect I’m not admitting to having seen and Camille Cosby and Jerry Sandusky’s wife both believe I didn’t see. In fact, I’ve retained I’m Guilty as Fuck celebrity attorney Marty Singer to compare accusation that I’ve seen every single Fappening hacked photo to accusations that Ryan Seacrest used to blow the ‘N Sync marionettes and pray that they could be real boys. Ergo, ipso facto, it can’t possibly be true.

Photo Credit: Love Magazine

Bras Are Kaput

By Lex December 11, 2014 @ 9:23 AM

Jenna Dewan Tatum And Emily Ratajkowski Go Braless At The Hollywood Entertainers Women In Entertainment Breakfast
That hot chick who fingered her twat in The Fappening and Prancing Channing Tatum’s wife skipped the brassieres for the women’s power breakfast in Hollywood. It’s that annual event wheere the good looking women in Hollywood who aren’t legit actresses drink mimosas and pretend they’re not fucking each other’s husbands to relieve the boredom. Why cover your tits for that catty get-together? Female celebrities clearly have been chucking their bras into the dry river beds in this city for a couple years now. Those same river beds Bruce Jenner traverses after dark for some discreet second hand lingerie shopping. This is a bad day for people who hates tits but a good day for those I call friend.

Photo Credit: Getty

Emily Ratajkowski Wears Holiday Lingerie

By Lex December 01, 2014 @ 9:07 AM

Emily Ratajkowski Wears Holiday Lingerie
After office Christmas party drunken sex, holiday lingerie really is the best unintended consequence of Baby Jesus being born. I understand not everybody shares the same general liturgical point of view. Just the thought of my own special girl looking like an uncomfortable Krakow street urchin cleaned up and being forced to put on a show for the lonely SS guards. Yum. Christmas. I wish you came twice a year.

Photo Credit: Yamamay