Amy Schumer Feels Extremely Attractive And Sexualized

October 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Apparently, being a woman is pretty rough. But being Amy Schumer, even worse. Long time fuggo, fatty, and unfunny female Amy recently had some hot takes about hot women. It weighs heavy on her heart that hot women have to endure everything about them being sexualized. They’re the real victims. It’s a good thing Amy looks like a cat-eating Alf in the face, otherwise everyone would never get to hear her side-achingly hilarious “muh vagina” jokes. The men would be too busy hitting on her to ever let her finish a set. Thank goodness she keeps all the horn dogs distracted by being the perpetually bloated blonde anomaly.

Amy Schumer is getting candid about the difficulties women face in society.“Being a woman sucks. It’s very difficult… We’re sexualized all the time, even when it seems crazy,” Schumer said. “I feel really bad for these girls who are so hot because guys can’t handle it. You can’t have a conversation, everything skews sexual and you’re gonna be treated differently.” Schumer said she now calls men out on their bad behavior, even though it makes her uncomfortable, because it could possibly help the next woman along. “1 in 6 women reports being sexually assaulted, but really it’s 1 in 3 women. So we’re not even like, is this gonna happen? We’re like, when?,” she said.

Amy is delusional. She’s a size where the men in her life are more likely to offer her another slice of cake than dick. She married a chef for Christ’s sake. Maybe the statistic about 1 in 6 women she listed is accurate. But also accurate is the fact that Amy’s face and portly anatomy safely secured her position as one of the 5 women that won’t be sexually assaulted in their lifetime. I find it insulting that she’s insinuating all men will eventually take advantage of a hot women who told them no. But even more insulting is the fact that Amy is insinuating that she herself is a hot woman. The only time anyone has ever said “Amy looks hot” is when she forgets to take her down jacket off in a heated building during the winter.

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