Evangeline Lilly has dated that little weenie Dominic Monaghan for like three years now, and they were even engaged, but now Page Six says she woke up one day and said, wow, I'm Evangeline Lilly, I'm super super hot, and I'm dating that little weenie Dominic Monaghan. We're even engaged. WTF is wrong with me? (editors note - probably)
Monaghan, whose character was killed off the show, was spotted crying, holding and kissing a woman who was not Lilly at El Coyote restaurant in L.A. on Saturday, reports entertainment blogger Nelson Aspen. "They were right in the middle of the room, they weren't interested in privacy," he said. "They looked very intimate. They were nursing margaritas, leaning in, chain-smoking, having intense conversation." The two eventually drove off in a Toyota Prius together.
Wowww. A hybrid? Crying? Tropical drinks? What a stud this guy is. The only way this sugary treat could be any gayer is if he was wearing a scandalous red dress during all this.
(best evangeline picture ever)
So it looks like a wave crashed onto Evangeline Lilly while she was surfing in Hawaii yesterday and pulled down her bathing suit. Or was it. Lot of dolphins in that area. They don't call 'em "natures perverts" for nothing.
Angelina Jolie is adopting an Indian baby, "to add to her growing international brood", according to the Daily Mail. Sources say that Jolie and Brad Pitt have already applied to adopt a baby from an orphanage in India, where they are currently working on the film "A Mighty Heart". A source said, "They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas".
God, this house is gonna be a disaster. 24 hours a day - the Arab baby trying to strangle the Israeli baby, the African kid hunting down the cat, the Chinese baby balling up socks then making whistling sounds and bombing the Taiwanese baby, flaming arrows and tomahawks flying across the room, one of the kids in a cage. God damn that would fun to watch.
Tyra Banks is getting too fat to host "Americas Next Top Model", at least according to the executives at CW. Tyra has been instructed to lose weight immediately or she will be replaced as host for next season. A source says, "Tyra still looks good, but she's put on close to 50 pounds since starting her talk show … things are really getting out of control. I mean, she doesn't have the greatest personality, so if she starts getting too heavy, it could be a real problem for the show."
Damn. Because nothing would be better than seeing Tyra pointing with a big giant turkey leg during the line up part, telling the aspiring models what to do and how to act if they wanna be a big success. Like Tyra. And then Tyra dips the turkey leg in chocolate.
And Evangeline Lilly is just up here because she's cute and wet and the page has been pretty fug lately.
"Lost" stars Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan are reportedly planning to get married next summer, after dating for almost two years. The couple is relatively private but have apparently told their friends and families of the upcoming nuptials. A relative of Monaghan says:
"They decided the time was right and are very much in love. It will be a summer wedding."
God this is the most perplexing couple. She's so cute and he's such a little weenie. These picture are of them about to go surfing this weekend in Honolulu. She needs to be with a stud like me. I like to chum the water and then go surfing. It makes it more exciting!
Despite the very next headline being "no one looked good at the Emmys", Evangeline Lilly did, in fact, look very good at the Emmys. But she and I are natural beauties and look good pretty much all the time. Which is a nice change because seeing most of these Hollywood stars up close is like seeing the Batmobile up close. They look so hot on TV but then you see them in person and realize they're nothing but tape and paint and plastic. So Evangeline Lilly is not like the Batmobile. This was a lot more flattering in my head before I started to type.
