By Lex December 02, 2013 @ 4:45 PM
I can’t believe I nearly missed a Ukranian feminist topless civil action. Those crazy Eastern bloc terriers are out to make this world a better place by slathering their bare tits in paint and screaming their heads off about abortion or fur or trees or why Lena Dunham can’t get a network show when she’s so smart and amazing. Here the lively gals are disrupting a Pro Life rally in Madrid. The ladies of FEMEN are not down with anybody fettering their ability to suck fetuses out of their angry pie holes through a vending machine in the local bodega. It looks like these trendy gals finally got somebody with decent printing skills to cover their bodies in slogans. It’s often the little things like penmanship that make or break a topless feminist protest movement.
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By Lex October 10, 2013 @ 1:36 PM
Today was a wheelhouse issue for the angry titty protestors of FEMEN — abortion rights. The never dull ladies hit the parliament in Madrid where they are discussing a curb on abortions in Spain. The shrieking Valkyres wrote down something that is supposed to mean Abortion Is Sacred in a language that didn’t seem to be English or Spanish. Their long locks covered much of their messages anyhow. Hey, even a pitbull Ukranian feminist wants to look pretty for the weekends. I’m starting to recognize many of these same girls from their tiny angry boobs. I’m guessing they’re not getting significant lockdown time for their protests. Not suggesting they be taken out back and shot, but maybe a good spanking from a strong father figure would serve them well. Yes, I’m now baiting Eastern bloc feminists.
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