Jamie Foxx is disgusting

By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 12:18 PM

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I don’t even wanna think about this so let’s just get to it.  Extra and IMDb say…

Kirstie Alley has a thing for a leading Hollywood man: “I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx — for real,” Alley dished to People magazine. “I’ve always had a bit of thing for him” … Foxx admits Alley does meet his criteria of ideal women. He says, “I do like them thick (big)… (and) she is thick.”

Unless I could come back from the dead like Jesus I wouldn’t F this tub of shit even on a dare because I would very definitely kill myself from the shame afterwards. Brace yourself for the shock of a lifetime because the very first place I checked (fame images) had pictures of her going to a restaurant. Although in this picture it appears she’s been locked out, no doubt justifiably. They also had pictures of her in her private zoo.

Kirstie has a variety of pets ranging from dogs, lemurs, and even sugar gliders.

I don’t know what the hell a sugar glider is but we both know Kirstie thought that was some kind of cookie when she ordered it. And she ate the first 15 just to make sure. Also I don’t think it’s called a “zoo” when someone this fat has one. I think it’s just called “the pantry”.

Fergie sure is sexy

By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 6:18 AM

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Despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, people still pretend that Fergie and her crocodile skin are sexy. And who knows, maybe she is, maybe this is like Dorian Gray, and in real life she’s amazing but her pictures age super fast and reflect her sins. I know that’s completely retarded but it makes at least as much sense as the notion that Fergie is attractive in any way.

NOTE – if you think Fergie is hot, maybe you and this guy can be new best friends. He looks pretty cool.

It’s all lies

By brendon May 22, 2009 @ 5:37 AM

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Sometimes paparazzi pictures are taken from really far away, and so the pictures are real grainy or blurry. I bet the people responsible for tricking the public into thinking that girls in Hollywood actually look like they do in movies wishes this was one of those times.

(who: Anne Hathaway.  where: NYC.  when: 5.21.09.  source: pacific coast)