Holly Madison Thinks Gisele is So Brave

By Travis December 12, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

You probably forgot that Holly Madison had a baby earlier this year, because it wasn’t even in the Top 100 celebrity child births in 2013, but she did and now she knows just what Gisele Bündchen is going through when it comes to finding the time and right place to breast feed. Holly came to Gisele’s defense after the supermodel received mild criticism over a picture of her breastfeeding, as she told the Daily Mail, “She is braver than I am. When I first had the baby I said ‘I’m going to breast feed the baby and set a good example,’” which is called being a mother, if I’m not mistaken.

But it’s sometimes tough for a famous mom to pop her boob out and feed a kid, something Holly also acknowledged. “When I go out, I always look for a secluded hallway to feed Rainbow, but it is not always possible.” And then she said something else, but everyone was laughing too hard from the reminder that she named her child Rainbow.

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Gisele Bündchen Feeds a Child From Her Teat Then Models Lingerie

By Lex December 10, 2013 @ 5:05 PM

Holy crap, Gisele really does do it all. She maps out post patterns for Danny Amendola so he’s not lost like that stupid Wes Welker. She runs a lingerie business selling lingerie that only she can wear. And she takes in random street children to give them breast milk while gay men play with her hair. Officially, I believe it’s called tousling. If you’re not thinking about picking this lady up the next time she comes single, you are missing out on a Renaissance woman.

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Gisele Bundchen Poses In Lingerie For The December Issue Of Vogue Brazil

By Lex November 29, 2013 @ 2:50 PM

Gisele Bundchen Poses In Lingerie For The December Issue Of Vogue Brazil

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Tom Brady’s Old Bodyguards Are Going To Prison

By Travis November 19, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Back in 2009, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen were married in Costa Rica, where they tried to enjoy a nice, private wedding ceremony with their friends and family like all extremely wealthy couples ultimately desire. What they didn’t want was a bunch of dickhead paparazzi climbing the fences and trying to sneak pictures of the ceremony and reception, so they had their then-bodyguards, Miguel Solis and Alexander Rivas, making sure that nobody was taking photos. When the pair found two paparazzi snapping pictures, they demanded that they turn over their memory cards, and when they refused, the bodyguards opened fire on their car. Now, according to TMZ, Miguel and Alexander have been sentenced to five years in prison, and this will really only be an important story when one of Tom’s kids goes missing five years and one day from now.

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Gisele Bündchen Is Such An Innovator

By Travis November 07, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Supermodel Gisele Bündchen attended the Wall Street Journal’s Innovator of the Year Awards in Manhattan last night, as she, along with the two guys from Daft Punk, graced the cover of this month’s WSJ magazine that celebrates some people who make serious faces for their contributions to various genres. It’s really hard to believe that Gisele is only 33-years old, because she’s already done so much with her career as one of the world’s most iconic models, all while raising and maintaining a family, and she shows absolutely no signs of slowing down. Also, because she looks like she’s at least 45.

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Tom Brady’s Wife Is Kind of Nude

By Lex October 25, 2013 @ 12:57 PM

Gisele Bundchen Poses Nude In The November Issue Of Vogue Paris
Go figure. I thought once you got rich you didn’t need to take your clothes off for money any more. I stopped taking off my top for older men behind the bus stop the minute I got my first legit paper route. But Gisele I guess figures with Tom Brady’s playing days nearing an end and her $50 million in the bank not earning interest like it use to, time to get back to the business of being naked. A lot of women will hate on Gisele for looking so slender after having two babies. A lot of men won’t be paying attention because they’ll be whacking off to a skinny Gisele.

Photo Credit: Vogue Paris