One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught some shit from Giants fans on the way out of the stadium (video on the Insider here).
After they yelled things like “Eli rules” and “Eli owns your husband”, she turned to a friend and said, “they didn’t catch the ball when they were supposed to”, then yelled at the fan:
“My husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”
To which Patriot fans replied, “We haven’t wona fahkin Supa Bowl since Tawmmy Brady married tha spic whore, but fa once she has a point otha than that beak onha fahkin face.”
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Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen leaving a tai chi class in Boston this morning, so now you can say, “hey you’ll never guess who I saw today? Gisele Bundchen, and in real life without makeup she looks like hell.” And as long as the person you’re talking to doesn’t ask any follow up questions, it will sound like you had a really interesting story about seeing someone famous.
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While her husband Tom Brady gets ready for his first preseason game tonight vs Jacksonville, Gisele Bundchen is on a beach in Costa Rica with their two-year-old son Ben. Who was running around naked. “I fackin knew it,” said every single Patriots fan when they saw the pictures. “I bet Derek Jeetah and A-Rawds kid aint got a hog like that. Them fackin poofs don’t even have no kids. Makes ya waander, right?”
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Gisele Bundchen was hired to be a “living mannequin” for a department store in Sao Paulo, Brazil, and either no one told her that or she doesn’t know what a mannequin is. Someone tell her to stop moving. And definitely stop waving. Jesus, she’s practically dancing in there, just hold still dummy!
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Gisele Bundchen was back home in Rio this weekend for Carnival, dancing on one of the floats while her husband Tom Brady watched from the crowd. Then when he wasn’t around she pranced around in a bikini. Needless to say Patriots fans weren’t happy. “If Tommy’s nawt around, that big nosed spic whor shaud keep her fahckin clothes on. And who’s this fahckin guy? Get back in your room numb nuts before Tommy throws you a fahckin beatin like a dahkie who wandered into Southie. This is why we havent won a gawd damn playoff game in four yea’s, caws that wetback whor is takin Tommy away from the game.”
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Gisele Bundchen is on St. Barts today shooting for Victorias Secret, and at one point, for some reason, she climbed into a van and took her clothes off. It was like an A list, extra fancy version of a BangBus porn.
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