By Travis May 15, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
For as much praise as I heap on Heidi Klum for keeping it tight after 39 years and four kids, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bündchen seems to be doing fine in her own right at 32 with two kids. In fact, Gisele posted the above pic to her Facebook page yesterday to show off her daily yoga routine and remind everyone that her tits look fantastic in spandex.
In fact, I’d even say that Gisele has done a better job at staying in shape and looking amazing than Heidi, because Gisele is married to a star NFL quarterback who already left one girl when she was pregnant so the threat is always there that Tom Brady could just decide that he wants to spend the next five years on Leonardo DiCpario’s sex yacht, spraying his stink all over every 19-year old lingerie model from here to Chechnya.
Again, that’s just hypothetical, but Gisele might want to throw an extra crunch into today’s workout just in case.
By brendon January 10, 2013 @ 2:03 PM
In the past I’ve mocked famous Hollywood photographer Terry Richardson, and rightfully so because he’s a weirdo and all he ever does is have girls stand in front of a blank wall. But in these new copies of his shoot with Giselle Bundchen, he went to the floral department at Ralphs and got some balloons before having her stand in front of a blank wall. So I take it all back; talk about spreading your wings artistically!
(note: the faceless international conglomerate that owns tyler is moving some stuff over to a new server today so i can’t upload pics. so instead im using imgr for now. which is kinda depressing because I think I might like this better.)
By brendon November 05, 2012 @ 1:10 PM
I don’t mean to alarm Tom Brady, but his wife Gisele Bunchen appears to be pregnant. Or maybe he already knew that. Maybe she was on Miami beach yesterday because he wanted her to relax. That would be a very mature reaction to a girl telling you she’s pregnant. Certainly better than mine, which was to open her car door and push her out.
(image source = inf)
By brendon February 06, 2012 @ 12:05 PM
One thing that certainly helped the Giants win the Super Bowl last night was the three dropped passes by Patriots receivers in the fourth quarter. This was not lost on Tom Bradys wife Gisele Bundchen, who of course caught some shit from Giants fans on the way out of the stadium (video on the Insider here).
After they yelled things like “Eli rules” and “Eli owns your husband”, she turned to a friend and said, “they didn’t catch the ball when they were supposed to”, then yelled at the fan:
“My husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”
To which Patriot fans replied, “We haven’t wona fahkin Supa Bowl since Tawmmy Brady married tha spic whore, but fa once she has a point otha than that beak onha fahkin face.”
(image source = getty)
By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 3:57 PM
Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen leaving a tai chi class in Boston this morning, so now you can say, “hey you’ll never guess who I saw today? Gisele Bundchen, and in real life without makeup she looks like hell.” And as long as the person you’re talking to doesn’t ask any follow up questions, it will sound like you had a really interesting story about seeing someone famous.
(image source = pacific coast)
By brendon August 11, 2011 @ 1:32 PM
While her husband Tom Brady gets ready for his first preseason game tonight vs Jacksonville, Gisele Bundchen is on a beach in Costa Rica with their two-year-old son Ben. Who was running around naked. “I fackin knew it,” said every single Patriots fan when they saw the pictures. “I bet Derek Jeetah and A-Rawds kid aint got a hog like that. Them fackin poofs don’t even have no kids. Makes ya waander, right?”
(image source = fame)