Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before... READ MORE

I like Chrissy Teigen. Not just because she’s naked and really good looking, though let’s not discount that either. Those are the first two qualities I look for in a woman. She likes to get pretty wicked drunk late... READ MORE

GQ Mexico apparently exists and I was surprised to know they don’t feature Selena Gomez on every cover. They went with Victoria Secret model and girl who dumped Adam Levine, Anne Vyalitsyna, and truthfully I’m not that impressed. Is... READ MORE

There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to... READ MORE