Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It’s Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

December 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before we started drugging boys in school for being physically active. Somewhere between looking like a homeless […]


Chrissy Teigen Sort of Nude In GQ

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like Chrissy Teigen. Not just because she’s naked and really good looking, though let’s not discount that either. Those are the first two qualities I look for in a woman. She likes to get pretty wicked drunk late night and say stupid shit on Twitter. So, she’s like most everybody else on Twitter who […]


Anne Vyalitsyna Is In GQ Mexico

April 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

GQ Mexico apparently exists and I was surprised to know they don’t feature Selena Gomez on every cover. They went with Victoria Secret model and girl who dumped Adam Levine, Anne Vyalitsyna, and truthfully I’m not that impressed. Is she good looking? Sure, but do I want to ravage her? Again sure, but these pictures […]


Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Top Off For Turks and Giggles

March 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to be a teen actress on iCarly and some other stupid shows, realized how meaningless that crap […]