Kanye West Wins GQ Style Award, GQ Admits It's Really Pretty Gay, Its Readers Still in Denial

Remember when men used to build shit and dig holes and play tackle football and when your dick hurt from having sex with dirty girls you scoffed and threw some dirt on it? Think back to a time before we started drugging boys in school for being physically active. Somewhere between looking like a homeless slob and laying in bed at night thinking about what belt to wear with your new blazer lies the proper range of...read more

Chrissy Teigen Sort of Nude In GQ

I like Chrissy Teigen. Not just because she's naked and really good looking, though let's not discount that either. Those are the first two qualities I look for in a woman. She likes to get pretty wicked drunk late night and say stupid shit on Twitter. So, she's like most everybody else on Twitter who isn't nearly as good looking. You can see the rest of her deceptively not nude GQ Photos here.read more

Anne Vyalitsyna Is In GQ Mexico

GQ Mexico apparently exists and I was surprised to know they don't feature Selena Gomez on every cover. They went with Victoria Secret model and girl who dumped Adam Levine, Anne Vyalitsyna, and truthfully I'm not that impressed. Is she good looking? Sure, but do I want to ravage her? Again sure, but these pictures only sort of elicit impure thoughts of bondage and building hidden rooms in the basement, so they do...read more

Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Top Off For Turks and Giggles

There's no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don't mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to be a teen actress on iCarly and some other stupid shows, realized how meaningless that crap is unless you're the star making bank, and went promptly into sexy modeling, including some nude photos and amazing...read more