Emily Ratajkowski Takes Her Top Off For Turks and Giggles

By Lex March 01, 2013 @ 1:59 PM

There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever.

This chick used to be a teen actress on iCarly and some other stupid shows, realized how meaningless that crap is unless you’re the star making bank, and went promptly into sexy modeling, including some nude photos and amazing spreads like this one in GQ Turkey. Why Turkey? Who the fuck knows? And, do you care? Thanks to the Internet, I didn’t have to run the risk of getting Midnight Expressed for my travel weed in an Ankara airport.

Photo credit: GQ Turkey

(8) Comments

  1. avatar
    RangerLG 03/01/2013 14:01

    I’m complaining because I kind of see aureola, but no nipple.

  2. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/01/2013 14:02

    Excellent tit to waist ratio.

  3. avatar
    Beppo 03/01/2013 14:14


    The blond temptress should be sending you the requested information shortly.

    I am nearly 1/2 erect with anticipation.

  4. avatar
    tomatojoe 03/01/2013 14:25

    Tons of fully nude pics of this chick floating around and none get posted.

  5. avatar
    Doo Doo Fresh 03/01/2013 14:27

    This girl has some unbelievable nudes out there. I’ve spent a great deal of time admiring her and blown through copious amounts of Kleenex while doing so.

    Bravo to Emily’s parents for creating such a beauty. If I were the stalker type, she’d be at the top of my list.

  6. avatar
    Lick-it 03/01/2013 14:28

    “Used to be” a teen actress on iCarly….???

    She was only in TWO episodes…..

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    Lick-it 03/01/2013 14:30

    Doo Doo Fresh…….

    ….I concur…….she has juicy delicious tits…..even the black and white ones….

  8. avatar
    wayne44870 03/01/2013 16:23

    Damn! Nuff said

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