Victoria Justice Was ‘Hacked’ In Time For Her New Album

By Travis April 15, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Victoria Justice is 20-years old, which is about 100 in former Nickelodeon child star years, so she tried to be a little grown up and edgy as the star of last year’s Fun Size, and that bombed. That stung pretty hard, because Justice also announced around that time that she’d have a new album coming out in 2013. But the only reason that anyone is talking about this at all is because Justice claims that someone hacked her cell phone last week and released some scandalous photos of her.

A website called Ocean Up posted what was apparently a “sexy swimsuit” shot of Justice, before the actress called them out on Twitter and put a stop to it.

My phone was stolen & some1 leaked this. Wasn’t meant 2 be “sexy”, I took it as a joke cuz I look like an 80′s aerobics instructor.

Damn, that sounds so hot. Too bad she’s super serious about privacy.

Hacking & stealing is NOT COOL. #RespectPeoplesPersonalProperty #Karma

We’ve seen better actresses and more prominent celebrities use this stupid excuse for attention already, so Justice is basically insulting us. In fact, people should boycott her album until Justice makes up for it by leaking a sex tape of her and a more attractive girl that we’ve heard of.

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Olivia Munn Responds to Hacked Pics, Swipes at Asian Wang

By author March 12, 2012 @ 3:30 PM

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Olivia Munn decided to parody her alleged hacked cell phone pics by photoshopping a green dong onto a red carpet shot of herself and writing a letter apologizing to SXSW attendees for her absence while simultaneously taking a shit on celebrities doing charity work. I know they say that there’s no such thing as bad PR, but even Charlie Sheen’s rep has to be thinking “Well, my life could be worse.” Included below is another red carpet gallery of Olivia. If you picture big green penises on them all, I swear they’re hilarious.

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Heather Morris and January Jones Got Hacked

By author March 12, 2012 @ 10:30 AM

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The newest internet meme is apparently hacked cell phone pics whether real (Heather Morris, above) or fake (January Jones). Unfortunately I won’t be posting either of them because I’m new around here and I’m not sure what the protocol is, however, the lawyer aiming a handgun at my crotch seems to have a firm grasp on the situation. You’re all familiar with Google, right? Great, let’s move on.

P.S. The gallery below is the only set of passably attractive photos of Heather Morris I could find with the absolute minimal effort required to substitute for this gig.
P.P.S. Don’t look at the face.

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this is not a hacked cell phone picture of Olivia Munn

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 2:13 PM

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I’m not gonna lie; the whole “leaked cell phone picture” thing is really unseemly, especially when the person seems to be perfectly nice. Like Olivia Munn, who denies being the girl in some pictures that showed up over the weekend. It’s obviously her in the bikini pictures, those are from her twitter or website, but she tweeted that if anyone really did hack her phone, they’d be pretty bored.

Which would mean someone really did their homework. For example:

- This bikini picture, which is real, and this NSFW naked picture, which is reportedly “fake”, were both taken with a Black Berry 9000, which is the phone she uses.

- This picture says “for Chris only”, and her ex boyfriend is Chris Pine. And that set uses the same font as other pictures that she’s written on and posted on her twitter.

- Whoever this girl is, she seems to be wearing the same bra and ring as Olivia Munn, and she’s in the same bathroom as this naked girl.

But that’s not Olivia Munn. She says. And I hope. And who knows, maybe they are fake. For one, the headline picture looks like it was taken in an Ethan Allen showroom, and I bet it’s illegal to go there wearing only lingerie and then invite people to fuck her pussy like they owned it.

Christina Hendricks has “hacked” cell phone pictures

By brendon March 05, 2012 @ 12:40 PM

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Christina Hendricks is the latest celebrity to have private pictures stolen off her phone, and included in the 5 picture set is one showing nothing but her enormous pink boobs. Allegedly.

“Christina’s phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen,” Hendricks’ rep told E! News. “The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation.”
Added the rep: “The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina.”

Four of the five pics are below, and here is a direct link to the topless pic (which may or may not have NSFW ads with it). Gee, I wonder which one you clicked first. Pervert.