Nice Try, Bethenny Frankel

By Travis November 01, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

It wasn’t all charm and chests at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Marquee in New York City last night. Talk show host and slowly-evaporating woman Bethenny Frankel was in attendance and she made the very confusing decision to dress as Marilyn Monroe, as she looked a lot more like a 41-year old Lindsay Lohan dressed as Marilyn Monroe’s older sister. Maybe she chose this costume for ironic purposes, or maybe she really thinks that she’s young and sexy enough to pull off such a classic look. But if she shows up to next year’s party wearing anything other than hooded purple armor while riding Panthor, she’s just kidding herself.

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Melanie Iglesias And Lindsay Ellingson Deserve All Of The Halloween Candy

By Travis November 01, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

All I know about Melanie Iglesias is that she has appeared on some MTV show called Guy Code and she thinks that she “served” Kate Upton by dancing with her friend in revealing outfits, and I certainly appreciate the latter. But she stole the show at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party at Marquee in New York City last night with her homemade mermaid costume. A mermaid is always a great choice, because it reminds guys how much they wanted to have sex with Ariel from The Little Mermaid, even though she’s half-fish and that’s disgusting.

Victoria’s Secret model Lindsay Ellingson was also at the party, dressed as Sandy from Grease, and while that wasn’t as impressive as a mermaid with incredible seashells, it was still better than pretty much everyone except for Melanie and Heidi. Try to be more attractive next time, everyone else.

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Miley Cyrus Is Lil Kim For Halloween

By Travis October 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Miley Cyrus revealed her Halloween costume on Instagram last night, and she went retro with her joy for showing off her titties and dressed as rapper Lil Kim from the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. Did Miley pick this costume as a statement within a statement, as she, like Lil Kim before her, created scandal and controversy for the way she dressed at the typically boring MTV event? Or did she pick it because she really believes that she’s a black female rapper and this is just one of the final steps before she spends 12 hours in a tanning booth? I’m no psychic, but that second one feels pretty accurate.

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Chelsea Handler’s Costume Is Terrifying

By Travis October 28, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Before they showed up to Mike Meldman’s huge Halloween party last night, several of the C-list stars first stopped by Kate Hudson’s home for a pre-party, because nothing says, “Let’s celebrate the Day of the Dead” quite like getting coked and liquored up and driving around Hollywood. One of those huge stars was Chelsea Handler, who apparently went the terrifying route with her costume this year, as she dressed as a hellish ghoul or soul-sucking demon. Either way, it’s nice to see a well-known celebrity putting an end to the stereotypical “sexy” costumes that most female celebrities feel obligated to wear. You’re a real hero, Chelsea.

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Kelly Brook’s Halloween Costume Is More Like It

By Travis October 28, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Mike Meldman’s annual Halloween party in Beverly Hills was a regular Who’s Who of Who Invited These People?, as “stars” from David Spade and Cisco Adler to Chelsea Handler and Tim Allen showed up to stuff their pockets and purses with as much free food as possible. But the entire party wasn’t a complete cynical shit show, as Kelly Brook was there, dressed as some sort of a steampunk character. The costume choice was perfect, because not only did it require her squeezing her giant breasts together into a corset, but she also let her ass hang out of the back of the skirt, and that’s a really underrated Halloween costume look. If more girls would only look to Kelly as inspiration, Halloween would be a much better made up holiday.

(Unless she went home with David Spade, in which case all bets are off.)

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Paris Hilton Was Miley Cyrus For Halloween

By Travis October 28, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Not only is Paris Hilton a brilliant, successful entrepreneur and businesswoman, and not only is she adored throughout the fashion world as a beautiful model and a symbol of class and elegance, and not only is she an incredibly talented music artist and DJ, but she’s also super hilarious, you guys. Paris showed up to Hugh Hefner’s Halloween party at the Playboy Mansion last night dressed as Miley Cyrus from the first half of her “history-making” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t appear to have a Robin Thicke with her. “That’s okay,” Paris probably responded. “I’ll just grind my ass on every guy here until I find one or six.”

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