By Lex May 14, 2013 @ 1:19 PM
Guys have some strange fascination with short girls. There’s some unfounded collective belief that all short girls are somehow gymnastically inclined nymphomaniac spinners who fly on and off your member like Sandy Duncan in her Peter Pan harness. I once had sex with a shorter gal. She was grumpy as hell and after sex she punched me in the liver and ran off with my gold. I’m not saying that’s how all short women are, just the same, I’d watch my back when doing the deed with any woman not tall enough to ride Space Mountain.
Here’s Hayden Panettiere in a bikini. Apparently she and her big fake boobs can spin 360-degrees on your junk with just a gentle push.
Photo Credit: PCN
By Lex April 01, 2013 @ 12:22 PM
Hayden Panettiere can afford to be cocky. When you’re a midget and the entire male world wants to bang the snot out of you, you’re doing well for yourself. She’s also now engaged to Vladimir Klitschko who may or may not own one of the seventeen unofficial heavyweight boxing titles. I stopped watching boxing when I saw Oscar de la Hoya crossdressing. She’s making bank, starring on a show, and her fake boobs look damn hot in her bikini. So, fuck yeah, Hayden, let your jingle jangle.
Photo Credit: FlameFlynet
By brendon December 04, 2012 @ 6:06 PM
People have been wondering if Hayden Panettiere finally got breasts implants after seeing her in a bra in this weeks episode of ‘Nashville’. And her boobs do look bigger, and a little weird, but it’s probably just a push up bra and some shadows. I’ll go stare at her tits for another hour or so though just in case.
Hayden Panettiere has been on vacation in Cabo with her boyfriend Scotty McKnight (who for some reason is a receiver for the Jets and not the shy one in a boy band as his name clearly implies), but she didn’t give him a handjob on camera like Adrien Brodys girlfriend did. I don’t know what her deal is. Look Hayden, do you want to be famous or not?
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By brendon April 12, 2012 @ 4:03 PM
Hayden Panettiere played some tennis and basketball, all while in a bikini, yesterday in Hawaii with her boyfriend, New York Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight, who I’ve never heard of so I assume sucks.
She actually looks really good here, and is amazingly photogenic considering she’s moving around and sweating and panting. Between that and her acting ability she should totally go into porn.
(image source = bauer griffin)
Hayden Panettiere and Wladmir Klitschko also announced that they’ve broken up today after dating for the past two years, but since I don’t care about that in any way, here’s 47 more pictures of Bar Refaeli in a bikini. You can skip these if you wan’t, but then you won’t see the thrilling conclusion and know what happens when Bar sits down, and only then realizes she wants something to drink! What will she do!
SPOLIER ALERT – she goes and gets it.
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