Farrah Abraham Joins James Deen Rape Wagon And Shit Around The Web

By Michael December 08, 2015 @ 12:00 PM


Media whore Farrah Abraham has joined other adult film “actresses” claiming that walking hard-on James Deen raped her. I’m no expert, but I saw part of that tape and she didn’t look like she was resisting. Also, didn’t she claim they were dating and that their “sex tape” was stolen?

Hmm, I don’t think she’s being completely honest. (Last Men On Earth)

Former narco leader Ana Pacheco shows off some different kinds of kilos. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Alas, we will not be seeing Saint West emerge from Kim’s maw on KUWTK. (TMZ)

Christina Milian’s tits are very happy. (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot girls tugging on their clothes to give us a peek. (The Chive)

Miley Cyrus gives baby Jesus herpes with her version of Silent Night. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jayde Pierce belongs in a bikini all the time. (Radass)

James Deen Says Sasha Grey Is Hated In The Porn World

By Michael August 02, 2013 @ 3:31 PM

The Canyons’ star James Deen says that Sasha Grey can’t show her formerly sticky face around the porn industry anymore. Sasha apparently burned a lot of bridges in her desire to move to legitimate acting. According to him she has a bad reputation for a variety of reasons. Supposedly she is really difficult and manipulative. A few years ago Sasha was one of the most popular cum targets in the industry, largely because she was willing to do just about anything. Then she decided that she wanted to transfer to the kind of acting that doesn’t involve getting fucked in the ass by two guys at once. Most famously Grey did a season on Entourage as…well…Sasha Grey. There isn’t anything wrong with wanting to do non-porn, it’s the way she went about it that people in the biz object to. Deen says,

“Her manager dropped her because in the “Entourage” meeting, apparently she had this whole freakout about how porn ruined her life. The second they left the meeting, in the elevator, she was like, “I think I’ll get the part now.” And the manager was like, “Are you serious? You just said that porn ruined your life and you’re just laughing about it now? What was that, fake?”

OK, so maybe she’s a bitch and has a bad reputation, but in the end it doesn’t really matter. If you do porn you will never be taken seriously. After all, Grey played herself in Entourage and was still naked half the time. Hell, at least Deen plays a character in that shitty Canyons movie he did with Lindsay Lohan. The legitimate film industry is never going to let you forget you did porn. You’ll either end up making crap art-house films, be in cult movies like the ones Traci Lords did with Jon Waters, or play porn stars. Working in porn has never led to legitimate acting work. Just ass herpes and despair.

James Deen: A Cock With Integrity

By Michael May 20, 2013 @ 3:34 PM

Human hard-on James Deen is slamming Farrah Abraham for using a fake pregnancy scare for publicity. A couple of weeks after their “personal video” she was seen buying a pregnancy test and telling anyone who would listen she thought she might be knocked-up. Besides the fact that what they did isn’t how you get pregnant, Deen says he was told by Vivid, (the porn distributors of the film), that she was on the pill. Deen and his cock feel betrayed.

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about. When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly, It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.”

Deen says that the whole thing disgusts him and a Teen Mom certainly ought to know better. Or, you know, not. Sometimes decency hides in unexpected places like in a guy who gets paid to cum on women’s tits. Kudos to you, big guy (yes, I watched).

James Deen Is a Conniving Cocksman

By Sophie March 22, 2013 @ 12:56 PM

James Deen makes a living raw-dogging chicks on camera. He’s known for his “boy next door” atypical porn looks and A+ fisting abilities. He tried to break into mainstream films by starring alongside Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons, but that shit flopped like Lindsay’s tits when she’s hoovering up the cocaine remnants across a party pad coffee table.

Just hours after tweeting a blog post about “Super Awesome Anal Sex” with Christie Stevens, James tweeted “Monogamy makes my dick hard.”

Monogamy doesn’t make his moneymaker hard, he’d be unemployed if that was the case. Gang bangs and butt sex in sex dungeons do. Trust me, I’ve seen his work. A lot of it.

Either James is trying to impress some chick he wants to hump or he has a very different definition of monogamy, one that we should all embrace. His most well know relationship was with fellow porn star Joanna Angel, a kinky little tattooed chick-a-dee with the most impressive bung hole skills I’ve ever seen. That girl could recite the Emancipation Proclamation through her shitter and make it moving. James and Joana would take romantic vacations and film themselves plowing their way through the population of Europe; their definition of an Eiffel Tower is a little different than the one in a Paris Travel Guide. And so is James’ definition of monogamy. We women don’t mind a dude who fucks around, just be honest. Maybe not so much with the sheer numbers and holes, just say, ‘Hey, I fuck around a lot.’ We’ll get it.

doing a sex scene with Lindsay is awful and tedious

By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 5:15 PM


As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the Canyons’ when she had to film a sex scene and show her tits (which of course is the only reason anyone would hire her), and now co-star James Deen tells the Daily Beast the exact same thing.

(NOTE: his answer is kinda long but worth it because at the end Lindsay demands the same respect the crew would give Julia Roberts and they tell her to go fuck herself. Also there’s pictures of a girl with really big tits)

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