doing a sex scene with Lindsay is awful and tedious

By brendon January 17, 2013 @ 5:15 PM

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As you may have heard by now, Lindsay Lohan is an immature and selfish cunt who still deludes herself into thinking she’s a respected actress. The NY Times said her attitude got even worse on the set of ‘the Canyons’ when she had to film a sex scene and show her tits (which of course is the only reason anyone would hire her), and now co-star James Deen tells the Daily Beast the exact same thing.

(NOTE: his answer is kinda long but worth it because at the end Lindsay demands the same respect the crew would give Julia Roberts and they tell her to go fuck herself. Also there’s pictures of a girl with really big tits)

DAILY BEAST: One of the big incidents in the story was when Lindsay locked herself in a closet and refused to disrobe prior to shooting the four-way sex scene.

DEEN: Lindsay needs to be the star (and the fact that the other actors were comfortable being naked), I believe made Lindsay less comfortable, because she’s never done a sex scene, so to her, this was a big deal that she was showing her boobs and simulating sex, and seeing everyone so relaxed, she felt like she needed to throw some drama in there and bring attention back to her.
(So) we were all hanging out, joking around, and it was the three of us naked in bed—and Lindsay was half naked—and then she all of a sudden was like, “Could you guys put your clothes back on? I’m feeling really uncomfortable.” And then we were like, “Ugh, OK.” So we put our robes back on, but she was still lying on the bed topless, and we were like, “Well, what about you?” And she was like, “No! I can be naked, but you can’t be!” We were like, “All right … Whatever you need.” She needed people to home in on the fact that this is a big deal to her—showing her boobs and doing a sex scene—and people should respect that fact. But, it was in her mind because everyone else on set was like, “We’ve seen you in Playboy, we’ve seen crotch shots all over the Internet, so this is nothing new,” but to her, it was something different. It was an escalating event where she tried to make it a big deal—no one cared—she tried to make it a bigger deal—no one cared—so then she just went around the corner of the room. She said, “When Julia Roberts does topless scenes, she makes the whole crew shoot in their boxers! I want that!” And the whole crew just rolled their eyes and was like, “We’re not doing that. We’ll do that for fuckin’ Julia Roberts, but not you. Go find another crew; we’ll just leave.”

And of course he’s 1000 percent right. We’ve seen her tits a thousand times, we’ve seen her crotch a thousand times, this is not nearly as special as she thinks it is. It would be like bragging about a car because it has air conditioning.

And now, unrelated pictures of UK topless model Rhian Sugden in lingerie.

wwtdd

(8) Comments

  1. FreekOnALeek 01/17/2013 17:47

    Just me, or is it weird to see a porn star call them “boobs”?

  2. LoK 01/17/2013 18:33

    saved by the pics of Rhian Sugden

  3. Admiral 01/17/2013 18:42

    I came away from this article hating everyone involved in this mess, including Julia Roberts.

  4. Conal 01/17/2013 20:39

    That’s what they get for pretending she’s relevant.

  5. MacDaddy 01/18/2013 10:49

    38 shots of a Topless Russian model…..and NONE OF THE ARE TOPLESS!!

    You Sir, are an asshole!!!

  6. RangerLG 01/18/2013 11:51

    James Deen? Sounds made up.

  7. fluentinsilence 01/18/2013 12:02

    @RangerLG James Deen is an actual pornstar and has fucked some of the hottest girls in the business. Any kind of work with Lohan is more of an inconvenience for him.

  8. mercury 01/20/2013 06:22

    When has Julia Roberts ever done topless scenes?

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