Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

By Lex April 22, 2014 @ 4:23 PM

Jenna Dewan Tatum Nude And Covered In The May 2014 Issue Of Allure
I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate in ’98 that stuck around her hips. Sorry, Minnie, please don’t quit Twitter again. There’s Channing Tatum’s wife. She looks good. Let’s be honest, we all thought he was gay. Nia Long, she’s in all those movies I don’t go to see because I’m too white, but she’s good looking even without the airbrushing. I saw her once at Whole Foods buying produce. I was buying those muffins that go bad in twenty minutes just like when muffins were awesome back in the 19th century and everybody died by forty. Kristen Bell. Hmm, her boobs got bigger. Must be God’s way of thanking her for doing so many profoundly good deeds. This Allure magazine is really the bomb. It’s like Maxim, but with good looking celebrities.

Photo Credit: Allure

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

Ice Cube Knows What’s Really Going on Here

By author March 15, 2012 @ 12:00 PM

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Channing Tatum may be the worst actor of all time, but he somehow managed to talk his way into Jenna Dewan’s arms and more importantly, vagina. So the guy deserves a modicum of credit. That is, until he basically got outed by Ice Cube who costars with Channing and Jonah Hill in ’21 Jump Street.’ via People:

White men love bro-mances, man,” costar Ice Cube says with a laugh. “They are very into it. God bless ‘em. Hopefully they’ll be happy together.

Wow. It’s one thing for Ice Cube to insinuate that these two are about to embark on a homosexual life union (which they are, without question), but to toss out a stereotype about all white men based on one quite obviously gay relationship is taking it a little far, no? It wouldn’t be fair if I said all black people love Tyler Perry movies just because all of you love them. That’s racism.

(Image Source = Getty, Splash News)

jenna dewan looks really good in bikinis

By brendon July 16, 2010 @ 1:10 PM

Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan

Jenna Dewan and her husband Channing Tatum spent another day on the beach in Italy yesterday, and while Jenna spent most of the day bending over and showing off her hot ass, Channing focused mainly on being a big-titted fatty. As you can see here, he really nailed it.

(source = inf daily)

its jenna dewan in a bikini (plus fatty channing tatum)

By brendon July 13, 2010 @ 3:56 PM

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You could teach a donkey how to scuba dive before Channing Tatum will ever deliver a line in a movie without looking and sounding like he has a concussion, so to see that he’s also kinda fat only adds to the baffling mystery of his success.

And yet here he is, enjoying life on a beach in Italy with his wife Jenna Dewan and Jeremy Renner, both of whom are too cool to be with this fatty. But in the spirit of finding something positive to say, I will admit that Tatum would do really well if there was a contest called the Faggity Necklace Wearing Championships.

(source = splash news online)

SHHHH! JENNA DEWAN IS SLEEPY.

By brendon September 11, 2008 @ 2:20 PM

God damn Hollywood pisses me off.  Jenna Dewan and her tubby ass boyfriend don’t even do anything, yet they have enough money to hang out in Hawaii all week.  I can't remember his name.  I always thinks it's Colt Brennan but that’s the quarterback from Hawaii.  But his name is something like that.  I’m not looking it up.  Does it really matter?  All I know for sure is that he’s the lead in that GI Joe movie next summer from the director of the Mummy.  And the summer after that he’ll be starring at your YMCA, as Sam the Sportsmanship Squirrel, and he’d like your kids to know that the only way to have fun is to obey all the rules.