Jennifer Garner Gives Ben Affleck Another Reason To Drink

October 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if it’s legally allowed to list another person as the cause of death on a death certificate, but Jennifer Garner is about to be the reason Ben Affleck gets his death diploma early and graduates to... READ MORE

Only God Or Garner Can Save Ben Affleck Now

October 5, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rehab isn’t working. Ben Affleck is treating the facility like a free ride at a community college. I wouldn’t be surprised if the rehab that he enrolled in was actually a course at a community college, From Functioning Alcoholic To... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner Almost Has The Pet Thing Figured Out

June 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine finally reaching adulthood and being so boring that you decide ants make okay pets. Jennifer Garner just refuses to grow up. She was so upset over her pet chicken passing away that she decided to make her new... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Lied About His Majestic Male Tramp Stamp

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting every bump on the way down. Things... READ MORE