Jennifer Lawrence Topless Maybe; Did Gwyneth Leak These Photos?

By Lex August 31, 2014 @ 2:09 PM

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Update: never underestimate the power of celebrities with big guns. The photos are no longer here. I do believe the Jennifer Lawrence topless photos are still alive and well on Reddit….

 

Fuck, I don’t think Gwyneth Paltrow has the capability of nabbing photos off the world’s digital servers, though she has the motive since Gay Beethoven and she split and he started dating Jennifer Lawrence. Of course, sending out pictures of Jennifer Lawrence’s big ole perfect titties doesn’t seem like much of a revenge plot. Oh, yeah, now nobody likes her. According to 4Chan, the Internet’s most unclaimed fountain of crap, these photos are legit. They sure look like Jennifer Lawrence the last time I saw her naked. I wouldn’t make any definitive judgements until you’re done masturbating. Refractory periods are when the Muses step in.

Miley Cyrus Called Bullshit On Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscars Story

By Travis May 23, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Miley is still so unique and original

Everybody’s favorite and totally not overexposed actress Jennifer Lawrence told Seth Meyers a funny story the other night about how she threw up at an Oscars after party, and what made it even funnier and quirkier for the girl next door is that she did it right in front of Miley Cyrus. Everybody ate this shit up with a shovel because Jennifer can’t do anything wrong, but at least one person thinks that this story is a little too cute to be true – Miley Cyrus. In a since deleted tweet, Miley responded to someone that Lawrence’s story “never happened,” which was actually a little bit disappointing. At least tell us what did happen. Did it simply “never happen”, as in Miley didn’t even attend that party? Or did it “never happen” as in Jennifer actually threw up on Miley, because she thought that some vomit on her dress would be a good excuse to strip down to a crotchless body suit and walk around with an Oscar statue in her twat? Details, you boring hick.

Photo Credit: Miley Cyrus’s Instagram

Jennifer Lawrence Won The Oscar For Best Barfing (VIDEO)

By Travis May 22, 2014 @ 2:00 PM

Everybody seems to love Jennifer Lawrence because she’s young and attractive and has no problem acting like an idiot, all in the name of being quirky and zany. She’s also an Oscar winner, so that bought her a few years of invincibility when it comes to behavior that would be considered really fucking annoying if pulled off by a lesser celebrity. So everyone’s just eating up her witty anecdote that she revealed to Seth Meyers on Late Night last night, about the time that she was at an Oscars after party and she threw up in front of other famous people. Even Miley Cyrus told her to get her shit together, which is really the ultimate sign in knowing that you’re acting like a complete asshole.

Jennifer Lawrence Sure Does Fall A Lot

By Lex May 12, 2014 @ 4:35 PM

Jennifer Lawrence Attends The Premiere Of 'X Men - Days of Future Past' In New York
When I was a kid there’d be the occasional lady in the neighborhood who took a spill at public events and my mom would whisper to some other woman the word ‘drunk’. Then the klatch would nod knowingly and telephone game it around until that unbalanced woman would have to move away or maybe they killed her and dumped her in the Stepford River. You didn’t ask lots of questions back then. Not if you wanted ice cream for dessert. Jennifer Lawrence nearly took yet another tumble at the X-Men premiere. She got grabbed by two assistants who just happened to be waiting in the wings. I guess everybody but me is too polite to whisper ‘drunk’. Jennifer says she’s happy and getting married to her own secretly cross-dressing handsome British actor, but is she really? Whenever I see an attractive young woman in obvious trouble like Jennifer I think to myself, man, I hope she gets so fucked up she forgets to wear panties the next time she face plants.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Whoa, Jennifer Lawrence Has a Ring On Her Finger Next to Her Middle Finger

By Lex April 25, 2014 @ 3:41 PM

Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off The Paparazzi In London

In an effort to distract attention from her possible engagement ring, Jennifer Lawrence flipped off her middle finger at the British paparazzi while leaving somewhere in London to go somewhere else in London. Maybe to the pub to get some chips with HP sauce or something. Jennifer might be engaged to Nicholas Hoult, the kid who was the boy in About a Boy when it was just a movie you had to see to get laid on a date, not a TV show where you had to pretend Minnie Driver looked amazing so she didn’t peel off her face with a Bowie knife and mail it to you to teach you a lesson. Their marriage would continue the long line of American celebrity women figuring it’d be a good idea to marry skinny male model looking British performers who seem super duper gay. The success rate on those nuptials is pretty low, but you do get to into those exclusive London clubs where you wonder why you can’t smell any cigars even though six men previously announced they were going into the private lounge to smoke some Churchills.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Jennifer Lawrence Isn’t Wearing Any Panties

By Lex March 04, 2014 @ 3:20 PM

Jennifer Lawrence Not Wearing Panties At The 2014 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Jennifer Lawrence took a break from being disgusted by Hollywood selling young sexy woman to show up without panties at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. It’s a bold meta statement on her desire to get the media to confess their sins. Quit looking at my pussy, you insidious sellers of snatch! As a reflection of her principles, Jennifer donates five-percent of revenues from all gigs she books due to her big young rack to a charity that helps hot women lament their good looks.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN