Joey Chestnut Tastes Defeat In Gyoza Eating Competition

Joey Chestnut, the Michael Jordan of eating like a fucking pig, lost the World Gyoza Eating Championships to up and comer Matt Stonie. The contest was held at the Japanese American Cultural and Community Center in L.A. where Chestnut, the reigning Gyoza eating champ, was bested 268 to 251. Chestnut is the best known competitive eater in the world, the growing "sport" where people risk asphyxiation and type-2 diabetes...

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Joey Chestnut Eats 69 Hot Dogs To Victory (VIDEO)

Competitive eating is not a sport. And it's really fucking disturbing. Not because it involves the gross consumption of food for entertainment value while hundreds of millions of kids are trying to catch a cricket for dinner to keep from starving. Those kids will grow up hungry and ambitious and run dictatorships in their small corrupt nations. But because it's a bunch of people furiously shoving meat and bread in...

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