Sony released the first trailer for ‘Men In Black III’ this morning, the one with Will Smith going back in time for some vague reason, and with handsome Josh Brolin playing not-handsome Tommy Lee Jones at least well enough to scare any girl planning to marry handsome Josh Brolin.
FUN FACT: MIB3 is co-written by Etan Cohen, which is not “Ethan Coen” spelled wrong, and who presumably gets jobs because of real life versions of this.
Will Smith is in New York City these days filming ‘Men In Black 3′, and some local crybabies are upset because his trailer is two stories high, 53 feet long, 1,150 total square feet, has 22 wheels, weighs 30 tons and includes a full-service kitchen with arched windows and Italian cherrywood cabinetry, marble floors throughout, a movie theater with a 100-inch screen, an upstairs lounge with full bar, offices for up to 30 of his assistants and writing staff, a room dedicated to doing his makeup, a large bedroom, and an all-granite bathroom. Apparently they don’t like the smell of gas and a wall between them and their customers. Oh boo-hoo.
The New York Post says…
“This thing is like a duplex,” said Myrna Reisman, who lives next to where the trailer was parked. “How would Will Smith feel if I parked that thing out in front of his house? People forget this is a residential neighborhood, not a film lot.”
Other locals who live nearby say Smith should think a bit beyond his superstar needs.
“The smell that comes along with it is disgusting. It’s like living in a gas station. I really like Will Smith, but I would be embarrassed if that was my trailer. A little modesty goes a long way.”
It’s also limiting access to several local businesses because customers can’t get to them, but what is Will Smith supposed to do? Walk on non-marble floors, like some homeless person? It’s not like he can just go back to the luxury apartment he’s renting, because that’s almost a mile away. It might as well be on the moon.
(image source = j.b. nicholas, splash news and wenn)
Back in July, while Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were in Shreveport, LA to film "W", both men were arrested for their part in a bar room fight, although it was never really made clear what their part was. During the arrest the two men were tased and pepper sprayed, reportedly while handcuffed. And now, on the day that all charges have been dropped against the two actors, TMZ has the video to prove it (over here).
It’s easy (and fun) to make up of the LAPD because they’re a bunch of worthless sissies so in awe of actors that they never do anything to them, but this can safely be labeled as the 100 percent opposite of that. Keep in mind, these are fancy and beautiful actors, not bionic fighting tigers, so I don’t think I’m being a pacifist when I say that, once Jeffrey Wright was handcuffed on the ground with a cops knee in his back, he was safely immobilized.
Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright are in Shreveport, Louisiana, these days filming Oliver Stones George Bush movie, and as you already may have heard, Brolin and Wright were arrested over the weekend for their participation in a bar room fight. But today no fucking way gets no fucking wayier as TMZ reports that the two award winning actors were pepper sprayed and hit with the taser, even after they were lying on the ground and while police shouted “nigger”. Fantastic. TMZ says…
The incident occurred during a wrap party for Oliver Stone's movie "W" about the Prez. Local station KTBS reports and TMZ sources say Wright, who plays Colin Powell, was repeatedly tasered and pepper sprayed as he lay prone on his stomach in the street. We know witnesses heard the officers using extremely foul language, including the "N" word, directed at Wright.
Our sources say Brolin was observed by witnesses attempting to make peace and standing still as he was repeatedly sprayed in the eyes by cops.
The city attorney has not decided whether to file criminal charges against Brolin, Wright or the others for interfering with a police officer.
At this time I'd like you to open the envelope I gave you six months ago. You’ll see it has a picture of Oliver Stone and his communist Hollywood hippie liberal friends going down to the heart of the south to film a movie trashing George Bush and then having trouble with the locals. Amazing huh? How did I know? You must admit, no one could have seen this coming, only me and my powerful psychic abilities. But I can’t take total credit. The visions don’t come to me, they come through me.
