Josh Brolin finally checked himself into rehab, prompting countless number of bartenders, doormen, taxi drivers, and ex-wives on the Westside of Los Angeles to throw up their arms in cheer. It’s pretty much just like when we took out Bin Laden. The evil man can never hurt us again.
Josh Brolin got into a bar fight with a bouncer at an LA club this weekend. It seems that the W. star did not like it when he was cut off at last call. When the bouncer tried to escort the asshole outside, Brolin got punchy. Well, more like flailing around like a drunken moron. The bouncer then employed the “I’m gonna give you a big bear hug” method of controlling the dick. That’s when Brolin got really pissed but then swooned right into piss drunk I love you man territory. This isn’t the first time that he got in trouble for his rampant alcoholism. Last year he was arrested for getting in a drunk fight and in January he was jailed for public intoxication. Of course, he’s also got that domestic battery of his wife thing on his resume. Diane Lane finally divorced him. Which is good. She’s too pretty to be beaten by a drunk. I guess if I had to see Barbara Streisand at family events I’d hit the sauce pretty hard myself. But they don’t make enough liquor in the world for me to kiss a bouncer.
Will Smith and Josh Brolin were in Madrid yesterday for the Spain premiere of ‘Men in Black III’, and not only did they have to go to the Madrid Tennis Open but they got paraded around like assholes to hit a giant tennis ball with a giant tennis racket.
Josh Brolin seems cool, so it’s no ok that they did this to him, but Will Smith seems like a dick so I bet the studio lives for these moments. “Ok’a Wheel Smith, now you’a putta on’a dis diaper and we’a bang’a you wife’a.”
That probably sounded more Italian but you get the idea.
Sony released the first trailer for ‘Men In Black III’ this morning, the one with Will Smith going back in time for some vague reason, and with handsome Josh Brolin playing not-handsome Tommy Lee Jones at least well enough to scare any girl planning to marry handsome Josh Brolin.
FUN FACT: MIB3 is co-written by Etan Cohen, which is not “Ethan Coen” spelled wrong, and who presumably gets jobs because of real life versions of this.
Will Smith is in New York City these days filming ‘Men In Black 3′, and some local crybabies are upset because his trailer is two stories high, 53 feet long, 1,150 total square feet, has 22 wheels, weighs 30 tons and includes a full-service kitchen with arched windows and Italian cherrywood cabinetry, marble floors throughout, a movie theater with a 100-inch screen, an upstairs lounge with full bar, offices for up to 30 of his assistants and writing staff, a room dedicated to doing his makeup, a large bedroom, and an all-granite bathroom. Apparently they don’t like the smell of gas and a wall between them and their customers. Oh boo-hoo.
“This thing is like a duplex,” said Myrna Reisman, who lives next to where the trailer was parked. “How would Will Smith feel if I parked that thing out in front of his house? People forget this is a residential neighborhood, not a film lot.”
Other locals who live nearby say Smith should think a bit beyond his superstar needs.
“The smell that comes along with it is disgusting. It’s like living in a gas station. I really like Will Smith, but I would be embarrassed if that was my trailer. A little modesty goes a long way.”
It’s also limiting access to several local businesses because customers can’t get to them, but what is Will Smith supposed to do? Walk on non-marble floors, like some homeless person? It’s not like he can just go back to the luxury apartment he’s renting, because that’s almost a mile away. It might as well be on the moon.
Back in July, while Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were in Shreveport, LA to film "W", both men were arrested for their part in a bar room fight, although it was never really made clear what their part was. During the arrest the two men were tased and pepper sprayed, reportedly while handcuffed. And now, on the day that all charges have been dropped against the two actors, TMZ has the video to prove it (over here).
It’s easy (and fun) to make up of the LAPD because they’re a bunch of worthless sissies so in awe of actors that they never do anything to them, but this can safely be labeled as the 100 percent opposite of that. Keep in mind, these are fancy and beautiful actors, not bionic fighting tigers, so I don’t think I’m being a pacifist when I say that, once Jeffrey Wright was handcuffed on the ground with a cops knee in his back, he was safely immobilized.