Juliette Lewis was down in Los Cabos yesterday, and what’s a reasonable reaction to seeing her spreading her legs like that? Is it to lean back a little, then forward, then stare for 5 seconds before mumbling, “…uuhh.” Because that’s what I did.
(image source = bauer griffin)
Sometimes I think Juliet Lewis is strangely attractive, but then I see her looking like she does here on a yacht outside Cannes and I snap back to my senses. There's at least a 2 percent chance that she's a shape-shifting robot from the future. Every time I see her she looks just a little bit different. Which is exactly the kind of mistake a robot shape-shifter from the future would make. Because they don’t understand rock and roll. One minute she looks borderline hot, the next I’m ashamed of myself for wanting to fuck a retarded girl. I’m joking of course. It actually sounds hot.
(picture source = splash news online)
