Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake ended their three year relationship last week and Cameron reportedly isn't handling it very well. Timberlake ducked into the Beverly Hills Hilton when he saw her working the red carpet at the Golden Globes Monday night but couldn't avoid her at the shows after parties. Word is she saw him talking to Jessica Biel with a few drinks and she pretty much lost it. Page Six says:
Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." She then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star. "If that's how she wants to get him back, it won't work," said our insider. "She's desperate."
Well no kidding she's desperate. She's a damn monster. She should get handicapped parking she's so ugly, yet she somehow tricked Justin Timberlake (who is 9 years younger) into dating her. No one is quite sure how. Probably drugs and magic.
Cameron Diaz tells OK! Magazine that her biggest fault is that she has no faults and that the only time she gets into a fight with bf Justin Timberlake is because she's perfect in every way and sometimes that becomes frustrating for him. Diaz says:
"I don't know if I do anything to annoy Justin. Nothing. I'm perfect. That's probably what drives him crazy!"
There's a 100 percent chance she's serious, by the way. Cameron Diaz is completely in love with herself. So with that in mind, please look again at the banner picture and get a glimpse of how fug these bitches are in real life. If not for Hollywood, they’d be in the sorority with the girl with a glass eye and the unibrow from Eastern Europe. This is what these whores actually look like, before a FEMA crew of makeup artists and lighting experts and Photoshop. Drew looks like a damn cartoon after a mouse just hit her in the face with a frying pan and Diaz looks like a god damn gremlin. If you feed her after midnight, I heard you end up with more of them.
X17 Online has pictures today of Justin Timberlake chasing back photographers as he arrived at a party last night in the Hollywood Hills with gf Cameron Diaz. X17 says:
Cam had to restrain him from doing who-knows-what our photogs — he was apparently trying to grab our guy's camera and was yelling at him to get away and to stop shooting pix, though the scene was on public property (in the street) … our photog retreated. Apparently that wasn't good enough — the pair have apparently filed a police report. Geez, sorry –what ever happened to a smile and a wave?!
My figurine of Jesus building a bird house says that violence is never the answer. Apparently the correct answer is "bird house", but in Justin’s defense, he was caught on a date with Cameron Diaz. I wouldn’t want my picture taken with that fug bitch either. The photographer should probably just be glad he didnt wake up as the dirt was being shoveled onto the lid of his coffin.
What the hell is going on this year? I can't remember the last time ALL the award shows were this damn boring. No whores dressing trampy, no dudes gettin drunk and fuckin everything up. Just this nonsense. Justin Timberlake is a big fashion icon. So too was my archeology professor apparently, because they dress exactly alike. I'm assuming Justins pipe and bifocals are in his pocket somewhere. He thinks he's Indiana Jones. T.I got confused and went dressed as a baby bottle. When did John Legend die? And are these the first pictures of him as an angel? The Rock really needs to shave his head again because he looks like a damn drag queen before getting dressed up.
After taping a performance for the Ellen Degeneres show yesterday afternoon, Justin Timberlake spent nearly two hours visiting sick and injured children at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City. A source tells the Daily News:
"It was a surprise visit, and the kids were, like, screaming. He went all over the hospital, floor to floor. He does this kind of thing all the time."
Timberlakes gf Cameron Diaz wasn't with him, which is probably for the best, since the last thing little kids in ICU need to see is a pale bony monster lurching through the halls. I'm not technically a doctor, but 8 year olds pulling out their IV's and crawling under their bed, saying the rosary in a pool of urine will probably do anything but help.
Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert this weekend at the House of Blues in West Hollywood because Timberlake feels any association with her is bad for his image. A source says:
“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers* like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”
Geez, did I miss something. Did Lindsay wake up in Vegas one day covered in some one else's blood. Fine, Lindsay is drunk and slutty. So what, she's 20. Her night will end with a line of coke and a light raping, not her flying around on a pegasus throwing tridents at the crowd below. Don't be such a little diva Justin.
*Ligger - (n) - An individual who attends parties, openings, social gatherings and events with the sole intention of obtaining free food and drink - an arch blagger. Popularized by the NME in the early nineties and possibly with it's entomological roots in the fishing term for "baited line".
