Justin Timberlake is in all kinds of trouble with the Internet after he called desiccated crone Madonna “his ninja”. By that he didn’t mean a medieval Japanese assassin but rather a stand in for that other n-word. You know, the one your grandfather calls the President.
Ben Affleck’s and Justin Timberlake’s new “one for them” movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an A-list event. Obviously, Affleck and Timberlake showed up per their obligations, as did Gemma Arterton and Jessica Timberlake, but then the drop-off was pretty steep. Once Meatloaf arrived, it was basically like someone left the gate open and the rest of the Las Vegas “stars” saw some lights and just sort of wandered in.
Jay Z and Beyoncéspent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin’s mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé have apparently been very focused on the aftermath of the trial, as Mrs. Carter dedicated a song to the deceased teenager last weekend and Jay and Justin Timberlake did the same at their show at Yankee Stadium on Friday night.
And someone in the crowd probably still booed and shouted, “Go Red Sox!”
There are countless celebrities who are perfectly nice people. Many other are pieces of shit. Like Justin Timberlake for example, who spent 6.5 million dollars on his wedding to Jessica Biel. Everything was lavish and special, including the private jet he sent to fly their guests to Italy. One of those guests was his close friend, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel, who made a 8:30 video where homeless people pretended to be friends with Justin and Jessica.
Do you get it? It’s funny because those people are trash and Justin is very fancy, LOL!
Gawker, who has a 20 second except of the video and was threatened with a lawsuit when they asked Huchel to comment, says…
(many of them) appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.
“Justin and Jessica, I haven’t seen you for a long time,” one toothless man tells the camera. “I hope the wedding goes fine for you. My gift is in the mail.”
Another glassy-eyed apparently homeless man woozily tells the camera, in a lengthy and rambling monologue, “Jeez I miss you so much. I wish I could be there.”
Others mumble unintelligibly in response to questions about when they last hung out with Timberlake and Biel.
To be clear, Timberlake was not involved with making the video, but his good friend was so confident he’d love it he showed it as his wedding and that’s close enough so fuck him. He’s just such a complete douche. I’m not saying he deserves to die or anything, but if he were dead, I wouldn’t mind if someone dug him up and packed his mouth and ass with explosives.
According to *NSIDE *NSYNC, which of course is the only official *NSYNC biography, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick all had a dream that someday they would be able to use their natural talents to entertain people. And when those dreams came true, the guys still kept an eye on the things that really count. Number 1 on that list: remaining best friends.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wed in front of 100 people at the gorgeous Borgo Egnazia resort in Southern Italy on Friday … But missing from the guest list were his former *NSYNC bandmates.
A source told us, “The band were not invited and are pretty upset about it. But the wedding guests were mainly close family and friends.”
This despite the fact that the wedding was in Italy, and Joeys Fact File clearly states that his favorite food is Italian.
Page Six also says that Biel and Timberlake made $300,000 by selling their wedding pictures to People, who retain exclusive rights to the pictures for the entire 8 minutes it takes someone to scan them and post them online for free.
As you probably know by now, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married on Friday at the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy, and Justin Timberlake is a little douche. Us.com has updates on both.
At one point, the former boy bander served as his own wedding singer: “Justin performed one song at the wedding,” the source reveals. “It’s a new one that he hasn’t released yet. He dedicated it to Jessica.”
Oohh, how sexy. Her panties must have been drenched to have this castrato singing at her while looking into her eyes and reaching his hand out. It’s her wedding night, and her husband sounds like he’s been chemically sterilized. How romantic!
(image source of jessica in puglia, italy, today = inf)