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Madonna Is A Ninja And Shit Around The Web

Justin Timberlake is in all kinds of trouble with the Internet after he called desiccated crone Madonna "his ninja". By that he didn't mean a medieval Japanese assassin but rather a stand in for that other n-word. You know, the one your grandfather calls the President. Read all about the stupid N-word outrage. (Huffington Post) Old Jewish woman Gene Simmons apologizes for being such an asshole...again. (Dlisted) Nina...read more

The Runner Runner Premiere Was An A-List Affair

Ben Affleck's and Justin Timberlake's new "one for them" movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an A-list event. Obviously, Affleck and Timberlake showed up per their obligations, as did Gemma Arterton and Jessica Timberlake, but then the drop-off was pretty steep. Once Meatloaf arrived, it was basically...read more

Jay Z And Justin Timberlake Paid Tribute To Trayvon Martin (VIDEO)

Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin's mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is sharper than ever. Jay Z and Beyoncé have apparently been very focused on the aftermath of the trial, as Mrs. Carter dedicated a song to the deceased teenager last weekend and Jay...read more

Justin Timberlakes $6.5M wedding took time to mock the homeless

There are countless celebrities who are perfectly nice people. Many other are pieces of shit. Like Justin Timberlake for example, who spent 6.5 million dollars on his wedding to Jessica Biel. Everything was lavish and special, including the private jet he sent to fly their guests to Italy. One of those guests was his close friend, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel, who made a 8:30 video where homeless people...read more

Justin Timberlake didnt invite *NSYNC to his wedding

According to *NSIDE *NSYNC, which of course is the only official *NSYNC biography, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick all had a dream that someday they would be able to use their natural talents to entertain people. And when those dreams came true, the guys still kept an eye on the things that really count. Number 1 on that list: remaining best friends. And yet, according to ...read more

Justin Timberlake sang to Jessica Biel at their wedding

As you probably know by now, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married on Friday at the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy, and Justin Timberlake is a little douche. Us.com has updates on both. At one point, the former boy bander served as his own wedding singer: "Justin performed one song at the wedding," the source reveals. "It's a new one that he hasn't released yet. He dedicated it to Jessica." Oohh, how...read more

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guests are arriving for the Jessica Biel / Justin Timberlake wedding

It seems almost certain now that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will get married in Ravello, Italy, at some point in the next few days, as guests (including Andy Samberg) began to arrive in Naples yesterday. They even had a big party on the beach with a massive fireworks display, so I included pictures of that in case you don't know what fireworks are. You're welcome.read more

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are getting married this week

She still seems really cool, and he still seems like a little douche, but Jessica Biel is still gonna marry Justin Timberlake anyway, and now the hot rumor is that she's gonna do it in the next few days in Italy. "The wedding is top-secret," a close friend of the couple tells Life & Style. "Save-the-dates went out in the spring and little information was given. Guests were warned that any phones or cameras would...read more

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married! Maybe!

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico on Saturday, visiting Justin Timberlake who is there filming the idiotically titled 'Runner, Runner' with Ben Affleck, but Janet Charlton says they flew to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that same day and secretly got married. They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four...read more

Jessica Biel looked terrific at the ESPYs

Jessica Biel wore a white little mini dress to the ESPY awards last night in L.A., where she and Tim Tebow presented Bow Tie of the Year to Jeremy Lin, and I bet Justin Timberlake couldn't wait to get her out of it as soon as she got home. Because she looked prettier than he did, and he throws a little hissy fit when that happens. (image source = wenn, getty)read more

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged! Maybe!

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake started dating in May of 2007. Three months after that, the rumors that he was cheating on her began, and they - basically - never - stopped for the four years that they dated. Because he's a jackass who was absolutely cheating on her. And so in March of 2011, they broke up. :( But now not only are they back together, but Us magazine says they're engaged. To get married. To each...read more

Mila Kunis was cool too

Just like Justin Timberlake last weekend, Mila Kunis kept her word after accepting an invitation posted on youtube and attended the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina, on Saturday with Sgt. Scott Moore. Unlike Timberlake however, Kunis let her date get to third base. Conclusion: Timberlake is a queer with ties to al-qaeda. You won't get away with this you traitorous piece of shit! (image source = pacific...read more

Timberlake went to the Marine Corps Ball

Back in July, Cpl. Kelsey de Santis posted a video on youtube inviting Justin Timberlake to the Marine Corps Ball, because that was all the rage back then. And a few days later he accepted, though he seemed like he might try and back out by adding, "If my schedule works out." But he didn't. The ball was Saturday night in Richmond, Virginia, and true to his word, he went. And not only that but yesterday he wrote a long...read more

Drew Barrymore is the most overpaid actor

No one went to see Justin Timberlake try to make serious faces in the movie ‘In Time' over the weekend, and I can't even begin to tell you how happy that made me. Was that really a surprise? That guy is a dick, and he can't act for shit, and I have no idea why any producer thought he could ever carry a movie. Anyway. Speaking of actors no one actually likes, Forbes has a list out today of the 10 most overpaid actors....read more

Monday headlines, with magic heroes and bikinis!

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2 - basically broke every major box office record there is this weekend, including 'first midnight showing' ($43.5M), 'opening day' ($92.1M), 'weekend: domestic' ($168.5M), 'weekend: worldwide' ($475.5M), and 'most malleable fanbase'. (mojo) CASH CAB - is that game show where a taxi driver asks real customers trivia questions during their ride, and a producer for the Canadian...read more