There are countless celebrities who are perfectly nice people. Many other are pieces of shit. Like Justin Timberlake for example, who spent 6.5 million dollars on his wedding to Jessica Biel. Everything was lavish and special, including the private jet he sent to fly their guests to Italy. One of those guests was his close friend, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel, who made a 8:30 video where homeless people pretended to be friends with Justin and Jessica.
Do you get it? It’s funny because those people are trash and Justin is very fancy, LOL!
Gawker, who has a 20 second except of the video and was threatened with a lawsuit when they asked Huchel to comment, says…
(many of them) appear to be penniless and living on the street. Some of them are obviously intoxicated, mentally ill, or both, and at least one of them is entirely incapable of speaking.
“Justin and Jessica, I haven’t seen you for a long time,” one toothless man tells the camera. “I hope the wedding goes fine for you. My gift is in the mail.”
Another glassy-eyed apparently homeless man woozily tells the camera, in a lengthy and rambling monologue, “Jeez I miss you so much. I wish I could be there.”
Others mumble unintelligibly in response to questions about when they last hung out with Timberlake and Biel.
To be clear, Timberlake was not involved with making the video, but his good friend was so confident he’d love it he showed it as his wedding and that’s close enough so fuck him. He’s just such a complete douche. I’m not saying he deserves to die or anything, but if he were dead, I wouldn’t mind if someone dug him up and packed his mouth and ass with explosives.
According to *NSIDE *NSYNC, which of course is the only official *NSYNC biography, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone, and Chris Kirkpatrick all had a dream that someday they would be able to use their natural talents to entertain people. And when those dreams came true, the guys still kept an eye on the things that really count. Number 1 on that list: remaining best friends.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wed in front of 100 people at the gorgeous Borgo Egnazia resort in Southern Italy on Friday … But missing from the guest list were his former *NSYNC bandmates.
A source told us, “The band were not invited and are pretty upset about it. But the wedding guests were mainly close family and friends.”
This despite the fact that the wedding was in Italy, and Joeys Fact File clearly states that his favorite food is Italian.
Page Six also says that Biel and Timberlake made $300,000 by selling their wedding pictures to People, who retain exclusive rights to the pictures for the entire 8 minutes it takes someone to scan them and post them online for free.
As you probably know by now, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake got married on Friday at the Borgo Egnazia resort in southern Italy, and Justin Timberlake is a little douche. Us.com has updates on both.
At one point, the former boy bander served as his own wedding singer: “Justin performed one song at the wedding,” the source reveals. “It’s a new one that he hasn’t released yet. He dedicated it to Jessica.”
Oohh, how sexy. Her panties must have been drenched to have this castrato singing at her while looking into her eyes and reaching his hand out. It’s her wedding night, and her husband sounds like he’s been chemically sterilized. How romantic!
(image source of jessica in puglia, italy, today = inf)
It seems almost certain now that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will get married in Ravello, Italy, at some point in the next few days, as guests (including Andy Samberg) began to arrive in Naples yesterday. They even had a big party on the beach with a massive fireworks display, so I included pictures of that in case you don’t know what fireworks are. You’re welcome.
She still seems really cool, and he still seems like a little douche, but Jessica Biel is still gonna marry Justin Timberlake anyway, and now the hot rumor is that she’s gonna do it in the next few days in Italy.
“The wedding is top-secret,” a close friend of the couple tells Life & Style. “Save-the-dates went out in the spring and little information was given. Guests were warned that any phones or cameras would be confiscated, so best to leave them at the hotel.”
In fact, the wedding’s so confidential, even loved ones had to sign confidentiality agreements and weren’t even informed of the venue!
“They were told just to fly to Italy,” shares an insider.
If I’m one of their closest friends or family, and I’m frisked at the door to make sure I don’t have my phone, this wedding better be in the fucking Batcave. “Come to this secret address, but don’t tell anyone where you’re going, and don’t bring your phone.” It sounds more like a lazy kidnapping than a wedding.
Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico on Saturday, visiting Justin Timberlake who is there filming the idiotically titled ‘Runner, Runner’ with Ben Affleck, but Janet Charlton says they flew to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, that same day and secretly got married.
They pulled a fast one on everybody! They are in the middle of their ceremony at a very fancy private estate and members of the wedding party are staying at the Four Seasons Hotel there.
It is true that Biel went to the airport on Saturday (Splash has exclusive pictures), and a famous Hollywood cake designer was in Jackson Hole, so who knows, maybe this is true. Or maybe it’s not. I’m gonna post these old slutty pictures of Biel either way, because some of us take the high road Janet Charlton, we don’t trade in rumor and innuendo. This is how you get respect in this industry.