I knew shit was up when Jack White agreed to have a divorce party with Karen Elson when they called it quits two years ago. There’s no single sign of shit boiling below the surface than an amicable breakup. Marriages are designed to end in either death or bitterness, both if there’s a weapon in the house. When couples bust up as friends, the demons never get properly expunged. There’s no finality. There’s only forced smiles at AYSO games and restraining orders.
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