The 2015 Pirelli Calendar Is Here

By Lex November 18, 2014 @ 12:15 PM

Gigi Hadid
Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks in a re-education camp beneath Vassar’s rugby field. Pirelli has been publishing a calendar of models since 1964, distributed to product resellers in shops and garages across the western world. Most of those calendars have since been replaced by Federal workplace rules and regulations written in Spanish and Hmong. But so long as photographers are interested in getting good looking models to distant tropical ports for the purposes of mild rape, these calendars will never go away. A couple years ago Pirelli tried turning their calendar into some G-rated artsy shit but several dudes from Big-O tires flew to the Pirelli headquarters and burned the building down. Now tits are back to provide context.

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Karen Elson Takes Out A Restraining Order On Ex-Husband Jack White

By Lex August 06, 2013 @ 2:22 PM

Karen Elson At The 2013 Met Gala
I knew shit was up when Jack White agreed to have a divorce party with Karen Elson when they called it quits two years ago. There’s no single sign of shit boiling below the surface than an amicable breakup. Marriages are designed to end in either death or bitterness, both if there’s a weapon in the house. When couples bust up as friends, the demons never get properly expunged. There’s no finality. There’s only forced smiles at AYSO games and restraining orders.

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