Some people think that stars in Hollywood are only allowed to support liberals and democrats or else they’ll be branded as a racist and a homophobe. And that’s because it’s 100 percent true. As Kelly Clarkson is finding out today after she tweeted…
“I love Ron Paul. I liked him a lot during the last republican nomination and no one gave him a chance. If he wins the nomination for the Republican party in 2012 he’s got my vote. Too bad he probably won’t.”
She went on to explain why she feels this way…
“I am really sorry if I have offended anyone. Obviously that was not my intent. I do not support racism. I support gay rights, straight rights, women’s rights, men’s rights, white/black/purple/orange rights. I like Ron Paul because he believes in less government and letting the people (all of us) make the decisions and mold our country. That is all. Out of all of the Republican nominees, he’s my favorite.”
And now of course people are calling her a racist and a homophobe. After saying she supports gay rights and racial equality. So wait, if I don’t like the Italians do I say I actually do like them? Is that how people will know? Being intolerant is getting complicated.
Kelly Clarkson was at the American Music Awards last night of course and, um … c’mon. Seriously? It’s fucked up to make fun of her just because of her weight, but jesus, it wouldn’t kill her to meet me halfway. When you’re this fat, even an elevator is considered an exercise machine. She would go into the lobby, press “3” then come out clutching her heart and gasping for air.
The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she’s told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap chimed in too.
Joe Rogan on Twitter:
PerezHilton talking about how he doesn’t like drama in his life after he called Will.I.Am a fag and got punched in the head made my day
Watch this, it makes you want to smack him.
3 He talks shit about people for a living and gets upset when karma rolls
Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes on Twitter:
PS. WILL.I.AM- 1, PEREZ-0, It’s about fucking time.
AAGH,I just watched him get his Chris Crocker on”I write drama about other peoples lives,I don’t want drama in mine”You got BOOM BOOM POW’D!
Violence is not the answer. Trust me, been through it. The fact is, not EVERYONE is going to take being called a vulgar expletive lightly.
Frankie Muniz on Twitter:
Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a FAGGOT right in his face and not expect to get hit?
John Mayer on Twitter:
Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.
The guy who hit Perez is everyones new hero, but Jesus where did this guy learn to punch. He didn’t even give him a black eye. This is only sort of relevant but one time at Mardi Gras my buddy Joe punched a guy in the face so hard, the guy flew backwards and - as God as my witness this is true - the guys hat hung in the air for at least a full second and my buddy Randy caught it. Joe punched him so hard it was like he just vanished into thin air. It still stands as the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Kelly Clarkson stopped by the BBC studios in London yesterday, and something was different from when I saw her on the cover of "My Life Would Suck Without You". I can’t quite put my finger on it. It's not the ear rings. The lipstick? Oh this is gonna haunt me all day.
Kelly Clarkson has eaten herself out of the career she could have had, but Clive Davis has remained loyal to her. This can only mean two things. One, her voice is too good to ignore. Two, he’s planning to harvest her organs because he’s 190 years old.
I made up the second one but how awesome would it be if that was it.