The best part of this interview with Kelly Clarkson is how she laughs again and again about Perez Hilton getting punched and his subsequent video hissyfit, especially when she’s told he was bawling on the radio earlier that day. Other celebs who are tired of his crap chimed in too.
Joe Rogan on Twitter:
PerezHilton talking about how he doesn’t like drama in his life after he called Will.I.Am a fag and got punched in the head made my day
Watch this, it makes you want to smack him.
3 He talks shit about people for a living and gets upset when karma rolls
Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes on Twitter:
PS. WILL.I.AM- 1, PEREZ-0, It’s about fucking time.
AAGH,I just watched him get his Chris Crocker on”I write drama about other peoples lives,I don’t want drama in mine”You got BOOM BOOM POW’D!
Violence is not the answer. Trust me, been through it. The fact is, not EVERYONE is going to take being called a vulgar expletive lightly.
Frankie Muniz on Twitter:
Perez Hilton, how do you call a man a FAGGOT right in his face and not expect to get hit?
John Mayer on Twitter:
Not true. In fact I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.
The guy who hit Perez is everyones new hero, but Jesus where did this guy learn to punch. He didn’t even give him a black eye. This is only sort of relevant but one time at Mardi Gras my buddy Joe punched a guy in the face so hard, the guy flew backwards and - as God as my witness this is true - the guys hat hung in the air for at least a full second and my buddy Randy caught it. Joe punched him so hard it was like he just vanished into thin air. It still stands as the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Kelly Clarkson stopped by the BBC studios in London yesterday, and something was different from when I saw her on the cover of "My Life Would Suck Without You". I can’t quite put my finger on it. It's not the ear rings. The lipstick? Oh this is gonna haunt me all day.
Kelly Clarkson has eaten herself out of the career she could have had, but Clive Davis has remained loyal to her. This can only mean two things. One, her voice is too good to ignore. Two, he’s planning to harvest her organs because he’s 190 years old.
I made up the second one but how awesome would it be if that was it.
I find it impossible to believe that anyone asked, but Kelly Clarkson would like you to know she’s not gay. Us magazine says…
"I get that all the time. People are like, 'Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I'd really love it.' "Lesbians tell it to me all the time," she goes on. "I'm like, 'I'm glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.'" Clarkson goes on to say she "could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I'm a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man."
You really shouldn’t say things like "I need some kind of stable" when you’re as fat as Kelly Clarkson.
I always assumed that if Brooke Hogan and Kelly Clarkson’s worlds ever collided, it would be at some kind of pie eating contest, but instead Brooke decided it would be a good idea to cover a Clarkson song I’ve never heard of. She was mistaken. It was a horrible idea, because that bitch can't sing. In all honesty this might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard. I’d rather bring home a new girl and hear her say, "okay now you suck mine", than to ever hear another note from this song again.
