Montana Fishburne was on Opie and Anthony this morning, and I don’t know how I expected her to sound but she seemed delightful. She sounded perky and adorable, especially while saying she’s wanted to do porn since she was 16, wants to do more, and is even open for anal (see what I did there). Among the highlights:
– When asked about her arrest for prostitution, she denied it, simple saying, “No, I’ve never been a prostitute.”
– She confirmed that the sex tape was shot specifically to be released as a movie, and though she refused to identify the guy in the movie, she implied that it’s her boyfriend.
– She explained that she used her real name because everyone would have known who she is anyway, so an alias was kind of pointless.
– She said she understands why her dad is embarrassed but hopes they can reconcile.
Yeah it turns out when parents say all they want is for their little girl to be happy, they mean it’s okay for her to go to college out of state, not to go into porn and drill some guy in the ass with a strap-on while people film it.
Three weeks ago we learned that 19-year-old Montana Fishburne is doing porn now (more), and last week it came out that she was arrested for prostitution in November (more), and today we learn that in February she was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, battery and false imprisonment. But for some reason the best part of all this is that Montana has the same lawyer as Lindsay Lohan. TMZ says…
Montana was arrested last February after allegedly barging into (the home of her boyfriends ex-girlfriend), forcing her into the bathroom and beating the crap out of her. We’re told the victim had “significant injuries.”
Montana, who’s being repped by the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley, has pled not guilty and the case is pending.
I haven’t seen her sex tape yet (you can buy it on vivid, or it will certainly be on porn file sharing sites like this or this or this) but I saw her other one and it was okay. I don’t like the new thing in porn where a girl grabs the guys balls real hard. My penis is not a bicycle horn okay, so if you’re squeezing the round things to make it go HONK, we’re both gonna be disappointed.
LAURENCE FISHBURNE – made an offer to Vivid to buy every copy of his daughters first porn movie. What a pervert! One copy wasn’t enough, you sicko? (tmz)
MONTANA FISHBURNE – says she’s always wanted to do porn. “I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn.” Dreams really do come true! (people, blurry but very NSFW dvd back cover here)
PAULA ABDUL – will not be returning to American Idol as a judge, because of her new exclusive contract with CBS to produce their version of the U.K. show ‘Got To Dance’. It will be like the dance acts on Americas Got Talent, the twist being this will have a judge who cries and drunkenly slurs incoherent nonsense that’s unrelated to what just happened on stage. (e!)
EMMA WATSON – chopped all her hair off, so good news for everyone who always like Emma Watson but wished she looked more “dykey” (flynet)
The sextape from Laurence Fishburnes 19-year-old daughter Montana (though not really a sextape but rather a porn shot to look like a sextape) has been moved from an August 18th release date to August 10th because of demand. And while Montana says she and her dad are on good terms and speak at least once a week, she hasn’t spoken to him about this.
“I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.”
“I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.”
A bunch of new stills have been released, and although censored by Vivid, most are still astoundingly NSFW. Especially if you work on CSI.
AVRIL LAVIGNE – went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on a dry erase board. Except not that sexy. (the sun)
LADY GAGA – does cocaine a couple of times a year but doesn’t condone it or think her fans should emulate her. She does want them to continue having terrible taste in music though. (us)
AMERICAN IDOL – offered Steven Tyler the final spot as a judge and he’s “probably” going to take it. Tyler of course is the singer and founding member of Aerosmith, who has 4 Grammys, 21 top 40 songs, is the best-selling American band ever (150 million albums), and has the most gold and multi-platinum albums by an American band ever. Still, when it comes to music, I’d like to hear what Randy Jackson has to say. (people)
MONTANA FISHBURNE – has sex in a car, a hotel room and at the mall in her first porn movie, out on August 18th. Maybe for the sequel she can have sex at her dads funeral on August 19th. (vivid)
Unless Laurence Fishburne is a huge fan of the 1990 Wilson Phillips hit ‘Impulsive’, he probably won’t want to watch this video of his 19-year-old daughter Montana announcing that she’s doing porn now. Because “porn” is those movies where men and women have sex. Also because there’s two dudes with Montana, one is terrifying and the other looks like he came here on a spaceship, and they probably banged her.